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34 Dinuba, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28-35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 18
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Somewhat), Croatian (Somewhat), Malay (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making it work. By working no less. When I am not doing that, I like to go hold signs that say NO on 8 or something to that extent. It's a great way to meet people who will inspire you. But as of yet, it is not a good place for me to meet men who are attracted to me. It's probably because I don't have a penis.

I have also just finished school and am getting ready to start my externship. *Graduated valedictorian*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wouldn't YOU like to know? Oh, you would? I am good at being caring. I am good at my job, DAMN GOOD. MATH. I am also okay at playing them there vidja games.

making f3ral smile :O)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My breasts because they're FUCKING MAGNIFICENT, OKAY?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:LOLOLOLOL I read da Song of Ice and Fire series. I are cool. mysteries. Not just whodunits, but I really enjoyed the Da Vinci Code.
Movies: a wide range here. I like musicals, comedies, thought provokers, and obscure movies that people pretend to understand, but they don't understand. LOTR. Pretty much anything that doesn't involve California's Former Governor or Sylvester Stallone. I am having NONE of that.
Music: I like 90's Alternative music. It was a great time for the Alternative scene. Bands like Smashing Pumpkins, Goo Goo Dolls, and Dave Matthews Band
Food: I like all sorts of foodstuffs, especially the kind that gives me the sustenance I need to live. My favorite restaurant is Sweet Tomatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physiological needs, I.E. Food, water, and sex.
Also, laughter, music, and CHAPSTICK!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The plight of the people who have it worse than I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being average.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I listen to the Backstreet Boys, sometimes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
IF you have a sense of humor at least THIS tall.
You like Physical and/or Natural Sciences (astrology is NOT a science).