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24 M Bellevue, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 25
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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There's a rumor going around that I'm actually an alien, but that's completely absurd and you should probably ignore it.

I'm so hip, I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis.

Funny girls are the best. I like girls that are willing to make themselves look stupid in pursuit of a good joke. The most attractive things I find in people are never physical.

What I’m doing with my life
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Bulking my resume with a cornucopia of skills I'm picking up, while working for Nintendo in IT. Also starting up some secret creative projects that I'm keeping to myself at the moment. They'll be ready when they're ready.

I also swordfight in the warmer months.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
That would be telling. I'd rather surprise you, rather than say I'm good at something and mess up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People keep telling me I look familiar, but I've never met them. Even when I fly out to other states people tell me they used to know me in highschool. It's really weird, but it's fun to come up with an answer each time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Snocrash, Dune, Game of Thrones, The Dark Tower Series, Neuromancer, Asimov, Devil in the Freezer, A Song of Ice and Fire, Autobiography of Gandhi, Hatchet. I'm a sucker for science fiction and non-fiction.

Movies: I saw The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, and it was very good!
My two favorite movies are The Fountain, and The Matrix. I love a whole lot more, but it's more fun to find out in person.

Shows: The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Mighty Boosh, Mad Men, BBC's Sherlock Holmes, Black Mirror, Band of Brothers, The Pacific, Star Trek: TNG, Venture Bros, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sons of Anarchy, Cowboy Bebop

Music: I don't really stick to one genre, I listen to a lot of different music. DnB is just my standby.

Food: I love middle eastern food, especially Lebanese and Persian. Schwarma, Tabouli, Toum, Kebab, Khibi, Falafel you name it. I'm a big fan of garlic. I have never had french cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm used to a constantly changing environment, but I don't think I could stay sane without a connection to the rest of the world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ridiculous essay questions I wish high school tests asked me when I was younger:

If you could be any animal, what would you be? Yes, you could keep your intelligence and memories.

Would you rather have a ruler-less society, or a society governed by a perfect, benevolent computer, designed only to benefit mankind.

How many 9 year olds could you fight at once until you were overcome with exhaustion? What would be your strategy?

How would you like to die? How would you not like to die?

What's the worst gift you've ever received? (No, you are not allowed to use examples of what your cat yakked up on the front porch)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing pool and drinking with friends, or finding some kind of trouble to get in to.

Picking a random restaurant from yelp and going to it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I double dip my chips and I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

(edit: I don't eat chips anymore)
You should message me if
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You want to hear the story of the time I almost got blown up and crushed at the same time.