Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There are rumors that I'm a space alien, but that's ridiculous and
you should probably ignore it.
I'm so hip I can barely see over my own pelvis.
Was voted most villainous facial hair of 2014 by People
I'm kind of a dick, someone warm should balance me out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coding, exploring, cooking, and meating new people.
My life goal is to live a year on each continent. That is entirely
my focus and everything I do has something to do with that.
If I accomplish this, I can die happy.
Going to DnB shows, catching any kind of party.
I'm a big nerd, I play a lot of video games and watch a lot of
movies, but I make sure to balance that out. Hit me up if you want
to play Hearthstone or League.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to cook, nothing makes me feel like a badass more than
watching people lose their minds when they bite into one of my
Inspiring people to be their best version of themselves.
Taking no shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People keep telling me I look familiar, but I've never met them.
It's weird, but it's fun to come up with an answer each time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That feeling of stepping into a shower after getting really sweaty
A cold swallow of beer on a hot day
Extended phone batteries
Dogs that are really really excited to see you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd do in a robbery, or a natural disaster.
I think I've thought about myself in every role in a robbery. As
the bank teller, the robber, a bystander, a security guard. I've
got it all covered.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not out, I'm working on myself, staying productive. I make
time to play, but you've only got one life. No point wasting it
sitting around, that comes later.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hear the story of the time I almost got blown up and
crushed at the same time.
You want to touch my beard.
Who are you looking for?
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