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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There are rumors that I'm a space alien, but that's ridiculous and you should probably ignore it.

I'm so hip I can barely see over my own pelvis.

Was voted most villainous facial hair of 2014 by People Magazine.

I'm kind of a dick, someone warm should balance me out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coding, exploring, cooking, and meating new people.

My life goal is to live a year on each continent. That is entirely my focus and everything I do has something to do with that.

If I accomplish this, I can die happy.


Going to DnB shows, catching any kind of party.

I'm a big nerd, I play a lot of video games and watch a lot of movies, but I make sure to balance that out. Hit me up if you want to play Hearthstone or League.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to cook, nothing makes me feel like a badass more than watching people lose their minds when they bite into one of my steaks.

Inspiring people to be their best version of themselves.

Taking no shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People keep telling me I look familiar, but I've never met them. It's weird, but it's fun to come up with an answer each time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That feeling of stepping into a shower after getting really sweaty and exhausted.

Having control

A cold swallow of beer on a hot day

Extended phone batteries

Dogs that are really really excited to see you.

You, potentially.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd do in a robbery, or a natural disaster.

I think I've thought about myself in every role in a robbery. As the bank teller, the robber, a bystander, a security guard. I've got it all covered.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not out, I'm working on myself, staying productive. I make time to play, but you've only got one life. No point wasting it sitting around, that comes later.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You want to hear the story of the time I almost got blown up and crushed at the same time.

You want to touch my beard.