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DoYouEvenGGG

35 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I lost myself in romance, quit my job and moved across the country July 13'. It didn't work out, but rather than jump right back into another job, I've decided to put 'life' on hold for a while and start to 'live' instead. I have a new mantra: Open the door and say YES.

I'm big on honesty, so i present to you: me.

I'm thoughtful, genuine, empathetic, and kind. This leads me to be a bit naive and I've been taken advantage of more times than I'd like to admit. I give people the benefit of the doubt and would consider myself a worrisome optimist.

I get choked up sometimes, usually because of an act of kindness, out of gratitude, or simply because I get overcome by beauty. Countless times I've been told I have "kind eyes" and people tend to open up and trust me almost immediately. I take that as a very high compliment.

If you've figured out what you are passionate about and are working towards your future career, congratulations. As for me? I'm a retired porn-star who dropped out of college (twice) and who has no idea what his next move is. If you've got suggestions for someone with my skill-set I'd love to hear them.

Since the porn-star thing is out of the bag, I'll freely admit I'm a very sex-driven person. My libido is off the charts and has lead me to many interesting situations, for better or worse.

I'm not in a place to get deeply emotionally involved with anyone at the moment, although one can't really control who gives us the warm fuzzy. That being said, I always strive to 'connect' with people, especially lovers. A casual encounter doesn't constitute a meaningless one. Everyone I touch I try to leave feeling that they are beautiful, and hope that they'll reflect on our time together for years to come, even if it only an evening together.

I don't identify as 'straight'. I don't identify as anything. Sexuality is so fluid and forever changing. Whomever I'm with, whatever you've got going on, however you identify, I just let chemistry lead me where it wants to go and enjoy myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After having only 2 brief vacations between 06'-13' I've decided I'm just going to continue to travel for awhile until the coffers run just about dry. Looking to travel also? Let's do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running short distances quickly and pulling muscles while running short distances quickly. And forgetting things. I'm really good at that!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told my eyes. Oh! ...and my clavicles. Definitely my beard if I have it at the moment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Visible Man, Ticking is the Bomb, Anything by Christopher Hitchens, Downtown Owl, His Dark Materials

Movies: Princess Bride, Anchorman, Goonies, American Beauty, Serenity, Up, Aladin, Momento, Magnolia, Requiem for a Dream, Amelé, Willow, Labyrinth, Let the Right One In

Shows: Community, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Pawn Stars, Mythbusters, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Glenn Beck (J/K), ATHF, Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Music: Very eclectic tastes. I enjoy just about everything and yes, that includes country. Some favs are: Cake, NIN, Tori Amos, Muse, Frank Sinatra, George Straight, Vampire Weekend, Weezer, Dashboard Confessional (yeah I said it), KMFDM, J. Ralph, Aphex Twin

Food: Although I have a mild gluten allergy, I each just about anything. I recently signed up for Soylent however!!! So excited :)

Games: R.I.S.K., Settlers of Catan, Axis & Allies, Scategories, Magic the Gathering, and strip-(insert whatever you want here), and GLOOM!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It's so sad that the first thing that came to mind is my cell phone
A car or motorcycle and the freedom they offer.
Some type of organized sports activity. I'd go stir-crazy.
Sex, touch, intimacy and connection.
NPR & TED Talks (I'm counting those as 1)
How many is that, 5? Let's see...iced tea. Yeah, iced tea is a solid 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think I could be a vegan if I didn't have to give up cheese. I think I could be a vegetarian if I didn't have to give up meat.

What's the ruling for how many degrees you are from Kevin Bacon? Like, if your friend knows Kevin, are you one degree or two degrees from him? In other words, does KB count as a degree himself?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I will NOT be found dancing somewhere I can assure you that. I do not dance, not in a box with a fox or otherwise.

***I have found that if I'm rolling the above statement may not be 100% factual.***
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I consider getting a vasectomy the single best decision I've ever made.
You should message me if
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Update: If you see me pop up on your radar I'm most likely passing through your area. You should message me if you'd love to show me around your great city, go hiking, scavenger-hunting, grab a drink, go for a 'roll', go on a 'trip', lie in the grass, make art, make-out, make whoopie, make the world a less scary place and leave each other better off for having met. I'm always in need of places to crash, be it a bed, a couch or a floor...platonically or otherwise. Now back to your regularly scheduled profile:

If you enjoy this quote as much as I do: "A philosopher is like a blind man in a dark room searching for a black hat that isn't really there. A theologian is the man who says he's found it."

You want to teach me how to play Munchkin.

You need a cat-sitter. I like cats :)

You're just looking to have some fun with no overblown expectations.

You're trapped in a glass case of emotion and need help out.

You have a cool accent.

You are a suicide girl.

You're a tattoo artist willing to work for trade.

**For years I've been considering going on a walk to Florida or perhaps even across the country. I'd really like to start working towards this goal, but aren't too hip on doing it alone. If you think this sounds interesting and are crazy enough that you think you may like to join me, please reach out to me. Alternatively, I'd like to bicycle across the country too. If that's more your speed than hit me up!**