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DoYouHaveABrain

33 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am honest. So if I wrote it down here, its probably true, not probably - it is. I believe in being polite to everyone and showing the ones you love how important they are. Life is short, make the most of it.

I am very goal oriented and cant stand the idea of sitting silent hitting buttons on a controller for days on end (I really don't play video games at all, even angry birds). I am going to look back at my life and be proud of the things I accomplished, the people I meet and every step along the way. I have a Kindle and love it.

I drink a lot of tea. I know a lot about Feng Shui, I've lived in Hawaii and have never owned a motorcycle, someday will own a sailboat.

I listen to a lot of music, theres a constant soundtrack going on around me. I love movies, I dont watch them non stop but I appriciate the art form. I have a degree in direction, but currently work for non-profits.

I love art of all kinds; Davinci, Lachapelle, Michelangelo. I have been to symphonies, operas and plays many many times. I was a camera operator for the Portland Christmas Symphony for 2 years and I try and make sure that any projects I work on benefit the outside world, I have done work for the Anne Frank Foundation, Human Trafficking ad campaigns and Dolphin Outreach.

I don't really use this site too much, but I spend 99% of my time reading a profile and only look at the pictures once I like what I have read. It's what's on the inside that really counts :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I worked in computer programming for a long time, hated it. I can do pretty much anything with a computer but that funded what I really want to be doing, anything creative (i.e. not sitting in a cubicle looking at glowing rectangles all day). I have total and complete respect for anyone following their dream, regardless of the payoff. If you live life for money, you're going to be very disappointed very often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im funny, I have a pretty witty dry sense of humour. I wanted to be David Letterman when I was a kid, unfortunately that job's taken. I can do a REALLY good scottish accent and can moonwalk. Theres a few more things, but those are secret.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have blue eyes? I smile a lot? I'm left handed? I dont know, probably that Im polite - at least thats what I would like to get across.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favourite Movies:
(I tend to recommend movies that would fit in anywhere, good for people aged 8-80, so maybe not my absolute favourite - but ones you should see nonetheless)

The Fall - Beautiful Move - You should watch it.

Son of Rambow - Super Cute, well written and funny.

Back to the Future - Best movie ever, I can prove it I wrote a paper on it.

Moon - Sam Rockwell talking to himself for 2 hours, it is fantastic in every way. Also it was directed by David Bowie's son, so thats awesome.

Anything by David Fincher, a Director and is very technical and thought out. Stylized and knows how to portray emotion. - Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Se7en, Fight Club, Benjamin Button, Panic Room

TV:
Seinfeld, for some reason I never watched it when it was on. But now I cant get enough, if its on I will watch it all the time. Very well written and subtle. "It's 100% cotton, and some wool".

Mr Show, Monty Python and Upright Citizens Brigade could be on anytime and I would watch. Kids in the Hall, The State, Stella as well.. ok if its Sketch comedy - im in.

Music:
I have a very good taste in it (im sure everyone thinks that). I have about 300gb of music in my iTunes, not that I listen to all of it.

Daft Punk, We Are Terrible Enfant, The Presets, Ladytron, Schubert, Amon Tobin, Lana Del Ray, David Bowie, Jamiroquai, Yelle, Bjork, Brazillian Girls, How to Destroy Angels, Justice, Poe, The Knife, M83, Massive Attack, Sebastian Tellier, MIA, Amon Tobin, Depeche Mode, The Xx, 311, DJ Shadow, Peter Gabriel, Fiona Apple, Tricky (all on my phone right now) I could go on and on and on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Water
Laughter
Food
Reading (Kindle)
Shelter
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home, hopefully productive. I have been to a night club maybe 3 times in my life, I don't really drink. Wine and cheese? Sure! its great, but beer and hard alcohol only leads to headaches... I figured that much out awhile ago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the type of guy who opens doors for woman and picks up litter.
I have a lot of goals for myself, and for my future but ultimately, at least from this site, I am looking to meet my best friend... We shall see..
You should message me if
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You appreciate comedy, you take life just seriously enough to laugh when its funny but work hard when you need to. You don't cheat, lie or steal.. you know.. if you're a good person and you consider yourself one.. then most likely you are, and we should talk :)