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39 M London, United Kingdom

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Yesterday – 11:54pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
I'm not being serious about Katie Hopkins by the way.

Aspiring writer, aspiring layabout, aspiring idealist, would like to rule the world. Owner of a new saxophone in the vain hope it might make him look cool, wearer of hats.

Living in London, passionate consumer of fine cooked breakfasts from cafes.

Share some greased tea with me?
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to write a novel. Isn't that what most people on here are trying to do?

Oh and I've decided this year will be the year of Shakespeare. All 37 plays and the sonnets. Bring them on, Billy boy.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, telekenesis. Actually more of the former than the latter.

Actually, I'm quite good at chess but that's really not the type of thing to admit on a website such as this, is it?

When I was a baby I was apparently an exceptionally fast crawler.

Pointless: I kick bottom at that programme. Actually most game shows. Why can't they bring back Jeopardy?

Not Mastermind. I found that out the hard way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Does anyone read this?

Ok, books: Vanity Fair, Catch 22, anything by PG Wodehouse, Paul Scott, Jasper Fforde, Wilkie Collins.

Music: mostly people who died of a drug overdose in the 70s. Oh, and Morrissey. Thank god he's not dead.

Tv: Saved By The Bell, California Dreaming, Dougie Howser MD, Degrassi Junior High. This is 1990, right?
The six things I could never do without
Troll repellent
Sgt Pepper fancy dress kit (Ringo version)
Portable Statue of Liberty
Dancing on the sand female named Rio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.

That's a song quote by the way. It's not actually true, mostly I think about how useless the government is. And cheesecake.
On a typical Friday night I am
sitting in a pub aghast at how much a pint costs these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I built this city on rock and roll. Yes, it was me.

Oh and I've been on Mastermind.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're Katie Hopkins. Give me a ring, KH!

you have ever inherited a magic ring of invisibility from a close relative and have been forced by a pointy hatted wizard to travel on a quest with other pointy hatted people to destroy it. If you haven't then frankly I don't want to hear from you. Magic rings or nothing, I'm afraid.

By the way, someone once asked me if I really was that obsessed with magic rings of inisibility and of course the answer is yes. Er no. It's definitely no.