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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-22
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Apr 22
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty odd, but I enjoy the hell out of it. People say I could be a stand up comedian, but I really just like to make others laugh. Try not to take me too seriously, because I'm goofy by nature, but I can switch between goofy/serious on a dime if the situation calls for it. I like to think I've got a good head on my shoulders and an intellect that might get me somewhere in life. Where that place is, well, that's the adventure.

Also I have ADHD, and if you're into the wholy myers briggs thingamabob then I'm pretty off-the-deep-end INFP
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working in a dairy and tentatively saving up for college. I haven't quite decided whether or not to pursue life in the field of atmospheric science or shock those around me and take off into oblivion with only the goal of getting lost. I've thought about getting a food truck and driving it from festival to festival selling munchies, or parking it in a state where I can trade olive oil for cannabis oil.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making badass playlists, playing piano in my own weird way... well, doing most things my own weird way. I always think outside the box. Also cooking, but I have been trained pretty much my whole life by two chefs.

I could probably become a professional golfer, but I hate golfers so much that it kinda deters me. I just enjoy being outside and in the zone.

Also Halo. I am pretty damn good at Halo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically? Probably big brown eyes or the fact that I love wearing sweaters.

Personality-wise, I joke about most things and my lines of reasoning usually involve REALLY abstract analogies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top 3 Books:
New Rules by Bill Maher
1984 by George Orwell
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter s. Thompson

Spirited Away
Head In The Clouds
Humboldt County

Invader Zim
Real Time

>Some bands/artists that make my day
Department of Eagles, Beirut, Dumbo Gets Mad, Radiohead, J. Tillman, Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire, Bob Dylan, Portico Quartet, Pink Floyd, James Blake, Electric President, Horse Feathers, Lost in the Trees, Patrick Watson, Alex Turner, Foals, Cursive, Grizzly Bear, Animal Collective, The Olivia Tremor Control, Dave Brubeck, The Rural Alberta Advantage, Beach House, Atlas Sound, Mount Eerie, and so many more that I might break the internet.

Spicy ethnic foods
Homemade italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet (unless I'm on an ACTUAL adventure)
Caffeinated beverages
Naturally psychedelic substances (i.e. psilocybin, peyote) -- albeit once every few months at the most.
Some peace and quiet every now and then
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually either at home with friends or at one of their places. I don't party that often, but I have a hell of a lot more fun hanging out with the people I've known since I was in diapers. We try to go on mountain adventures every week or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Spongebob rules.
I'm a total geek for meteorology.
I have broken multiple world records for the PS1 game Crash Team Racing.
You should message me if
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You're a down to earth, different, adventurous person who loves nature or music. Come to discuss art, politics, social injustice, psychoactive substances, the internet, nature, music, mountain dew flavors, video games, and obscene comedy.

Also if you're a cool taco, like me.