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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:42am
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Do you like comics, video games, terrible movies and shouting at things*? If so, we should be friends.

I'm Grem and I enjoy all these things.

*the sea, cars, space, bread, the floor, etc...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I make teeth, by night, I fight crime*

I spend most of my life gaming, geeking, reading, drinking too much tea, learning theremin, arguing with strangers online.

Tl;dr, I'm a massive dork.

*I may or may not fight crime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at driving badly in videogames. SO BAD. Other than that, fixing things, telling stories, mischief, pub quiz antics, yelling, drinking coffee, smoking, drinking tea, eating sugary treats.

I wouldn't say I'm good at videogames, but they make up most of what I do, when I'm not at work I'm normally sat with a coffee playing something.

My favorite games would have to be, Earthbound, final Fantasy VI, ChronoTrigger, pretty much any mega man game, (Not counting the later X games, or Maverick Hunter X), Borderlands, Saints Row, Journey, the list goes on.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My silly facial hair. I for some reason decided I need a silly beard and moustache which give me the appearance of a disney villain, or like I own a cartoon circus. Other than that, probably that I have a lot of hair or dress like someone from the 1800's...

Other than that, probably my volume.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books? Space Captain Smith! Also have a massive love for anything by Robert Rankin, Far Fetched Fiction is the way forwards. Also, anything by Phillip K Dick!

Movies? Anything really, from the Breakfast Club to Delicatessen. I'd happily say that the Adventures of Baron Munchausen is the film that made me the man I am today.

Music I could bang on for hours n hours about and make no sense by the end. It's best to ask, really. I like a lot of different stuff, from Cindi Lauper to Sepultura to Godspeed you! Black Emperor!

Food? seems like sorta dull topic, not gonna lie. Bacon? Probably bacon. And jalapeños. And curry.

Drink on the other hand? I'm a big fan of beer. Most beers. Yay beer!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Headphones and some kind of music source.
Whisker Wax.
Good beer.

With these six things, I could take on the world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel or coffee. When is beer time? Crime?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking something somewhere somehow. Or sat in with a game or netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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At time of writing, my underoo's are red with white stripes. Or white with red stripes. Guess that's a glass half full/empty kinda thing.
You should message me if
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You have any further questions I suppose, just send me a message, about anything. I'll answer pretty much anything. I will reply, with words!

I won't lie, I'm not great at the first message thing, so please don't wait for me to make the first move as I'm mad shy.