I'm older than I look.
I just got glasses for reading and computers. I can now claim to be a real four-eyed nerd. I'm into science and science fiction, roleplaying games and photography.
While my profile says "single" that's not strictly accurate. I am in a long-term open relationship. I'll describe my family to you if you ask. I use "single" because OKC has no option for "In an open relationship", which is what I am on Facebook. "Married" is totally inaccurate, and "seeing someone" tends to imply that I'm not, uh... "available".
One more note about my nick. "Doctor" is not a protected term. I can call myself "doctor", you can call yourself "doctor" if you want, without any qualifications at all. I am not a real medical doctor, though I have an interest in most subjects and am good at research. Don't ask me about your medical conditions - ask a proper qualified physician.
Damn, some of these match questions are really awful. So many false dichotomies!