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26 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So basically, I'm a French guy who moved to England without really knowing why.
It's been five years, I still don't know why but I kinda like it here, so I'm staying.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Animator, with a severe case of God complex.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• pretending I know something about red wine.
• saying: "tonight I'm going to bed early"
• going to bed at 3 am
• Hating the entire human race the following morning
• Making Gin tonics
• Drinking Gin tonics
• adding legs to things that don't (and shouldn't) have legs (cf the cupcake)
• getting angry at inanimate objects
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, obviously I'm the less qualified to answer this question, you stupid website.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It keeps changing, according to the weather and stuff… but ok, I'll give it a go, and will probably change it soon.

•Gorillaz •The Raconteurs •Radiohead •The Black Keys •The Bravery •Caravan Palace •Eels •Black Rebel Motorcycle Club •Vivaldi •Moriarty •Parov Stelar •Caro Emerald
And many other things that I'm deliberately hiding…

Movies (the absolute top five):
• Fight Club
• El Laberinto del Fauno
• Lost in Translation
• American Beauty
• Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind
And about one hundred others…
(Where the Wild Things Are, The Darjeeling Limited, V for Vendetta, All the Pixars, The Dead Poet Society, Sin City, Cashback, Shaun of The Dead, Trainspotting, 300, Amelie (in french, of course), Scott Pilgrim Versus the World, The Life Aquatic, Pulp Fiction, The Truman Show, Django,The Grand Budapest Hotel, seriously, who read that? ok, well apparently, you do. No offense but you can't know or judge someone according to what they like. Maybe we like the same things for very different reasons, maybe what we hate is actually something we have in common. It's always pretty much the same thing anyway, so skip that and go to next one.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea, chinese noodles and a sketchbook.
Give me those three things and I could walk the Earth.
Add friends, books and a shower, and I won't have to.

*edit* And wine! I can't believe I forgot the wine! Screw tea, noodles and friends, it makes more room for wine.
(I guess white is ok too).
(If you drink rosé you're dead to me).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

(Just kidding, I was thinking of a potato with legs and now I can't stop laughing)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saying: "tonight I'm going to bed early"

(not so) Hidden message: Hey! If you reached this point, it means you red my entire profile. Thank you. Use the word "Butternut" if you contact me, and something amazing will happen… maybe… actually, probably not. And if it does, it will have nothing to do with me, and because life is beautiful and weird and awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I scratch my earlobe when I'm making a difficult decision.
Yep, you know everything about me know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to.
If you don't say "lol".
If you can stay away from your smart phone for five minutes without panicking or sweating intensively.