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26 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:08pm
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So basically, I'm a French guy who moved to England without really knowing why.
It's been four years, I still don't know why but I kinda like it here, so I'm staying.
What I’m doing with my life
Just came back from France, and speaking english again.
I’m really good at
I am a gold medalist in "time wasting" from last Olympics, but I'm trying to stay humble about it.
I'm also a bronze medalist in insomnia, and silver in "useless knowledge".

I'm also good at:
•Making Gin Tonic
•Massages (especially after few Gin Tonics)
•Finding my way with a map
•Getting lost without a map (especially after a lot of Gin Tonics)
•Being very proud of my new cooking skill: Making Makis.
•Saying "and… Voila!" with a fake faked french accent. Honestly, I'm brilliant when it comes to that.
The first things people usually notice about me
My accent probably, but they're polite enough to wait a bit before talking about it.
Usually like a minute and a half.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It keeps changing, according to the weather and stuff… but ok, I'll give it a go, and will probably change it soon.

•Gorillaz •The Raconteurs •Radiohead •The Black Keys •The Bravery •Caravan Palace •Eels •Black Rebel Motorcycle Club •Vivaldi •Moriarty •Parov Stelar
And many other things that I'm deliberately hiding…

Movies (the absolute top five):
• Fight Club
• El Laberinto del Fauno
• Lost in Translation
• American Beauty
• Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind
And about one hundred others…
(Where the Wild Things Are, The Darjeeling Limited, V for Vendetta, All the Pixars, The Dead Poet Society, Sin City, Cashback, Shaun of The Dead, Trainspotting, 300, Amelie (in french, of course), Scott Pilgrim Versus the World, The Life Aquatic, Pulp Fiction, The Truman Show, Django,The Grand Budapest Hotel, have you watched "Cloud Atlas"? I found it quite boring but it seems like I'm the only one…)
The six things I could never do without
Tea, chinese noodles and a sketchbook.
Give me those three things and I could walk the Earth.
Add friends, books and a shower, and I won't have to.

*edit* And wine! I can't believe I forgot the wine! Screw tea, noodles and friends, it makes more room for wine.
(I guess white is ok too).
(If you drink rosé you're dead to me).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff like "Is a snail some kind of materialistic slug?"
Also, I'm constantly looking for sweet ideas for short animation films. I already have about 750 unfinished projects.
I you have an idea in your head, I'd be delighted to hear it.
I like ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, drinking, talking to random strangers, sobbing on my bank account, making a list of all the things I have to do during the week end, then later on, lose that list, only to find it again monday morning and this sentence is too long I have no idea how to finish it so I'm just gonna end it with the first thing that pops in my mind microwave.

(not so) Hidden message: Hey! If you reached this point, it means you red my entire profile. Thank you. Use the word "Butternut" if you contact me, and something amazing will happen… maybe… actually, probably not. And if it does, it will have nothing to do with me, it just happened because life is beautiful and weird and awesome.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My life objective is now to become a Wes Anderson character.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you don't say "lol".
If you want to.
If you think Cloud Atlas is clearly overestimated.
If you can stay away of your smart phone five minutes without panicking or sweating intensively.