I am not a doctor. Get that out of the way first.
I've been through several mostly unrelated jobs (including, but not limited to: gallery, gay bar, publishing house, paddle steamer, and a gentleman's outfitter), before settling down a year ago and running a coffee shop in my local library. I spend my days reading and jotting down notes (which I'll lose five minutes later) between customers.

Stories are important to me, and I can appreciate most anything in life if a good story can be made from it. Or at least a good laugh, anyway.

I don't read or write as much as I feel I should, I have more suits than is probably reasonable, and I drink what I feel is exactly the right amount of tea.

Running the library cafe, and I'm still getting the hang of it. Trying to get it running without having to hover over it, and start a career in something new. Considering tailoring; I have experience in pattern making and hand sewing, so that's a painful part out of the way already.
Travel also sounds good. Scotland, London, Germany, etc?

Telling stories. Any story: verbal, written, anecdotal, pointless. I write a little, and have had pieces published here and there.
Making a good cup of tea.
Knitting, but I can't crochet to save my life.
Fussing over trivial things (good grief, I'm an old lady).
Keeping my middle name a secret.
Being surprisingly warm.
Smelling nice (I am told this semi-regularly).
Backgammon (this is a lie).

Of all the people who are qualified to answer this, I am not one of them.

Books and Authors:
Catch-22, Douglas Adams, Joe Abercrombie, Dianna Wynne Jones, Lewis Carroll, Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker, Neil Gaiman, The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, The Brain That Changes Itself, Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler, lots of YA fiction.

Film:
Tim Burton (especially Big Fish), Hayao Miyazaki, Wes Anderson, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Confessions, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

Television:
Bryan Fuller (especially Pushing Daisies), The Venture Brothers, Archer, Gravity Falls, Boardwalk Empire, Black Books Misfits, Ugly Americans, Rocko's Modern Life, Louis Theroux.

Food:
Tea
Pretty much anything served to me
Tea is a food

Pen
Tea
At least one suit, for whatever occasion
Probably the Internet?
Knitting needles
And a plot hole

The stories behind everything. And death, actually. Not in a bad way.
Wait that answer wasn't funny. Great, what do I do now?

Let's face it: I'm probably going to be playing video games. Or having a friend around. To play video games.

I feel like funeral services is my calling. I had to turn down a position as a mortician's assistant due to prior commitments once, and I am looking at going back.