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35 Olympia, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:49am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly other
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Tall and fun and my voice has bass. I like it when dogs chase and and jump all night in the yard; I don't like Charles Bukowski.
What I’m doing with my life
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Acting, comedy, and I'm employed. I know, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accomplished in cracking backs, Settlers of Catan and wrangling crowds. Demonstrated proficiency in rolling my eyes at people who complain about "political correctness" as if that's a real thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard or walk or shoulders or laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Princess Bride, Neal Stephenson, most hiphop, old country and some other stuff that's not as important. On those rare occasions where I flat don't like a book, it's often still fun to figure out why. In general, I assume that no creative person sets out to create bad work on purpose so I'll give just about anything a look or a listen. Except maybe ska. Or Roy Lichtenstein, thief of dreams.

COMEDIANS: Hannibal Buress, Amy Schumer, Hari Kondabolu, Myq Kaplan, Doug Stanhope, Myka Fox, Brian Regan, Morgan Murphy, Bill Burr, Maria Bamford, Norm MacDonald, Dave Chapelle, Chelsea Peretti, Rodney Dangerfield, this could become a very long list if I'm not careful.

FOOD: The test kitchen never closes. Currently trying to unlock the felafel-battered fish matrix.

WORDS: Penumbra, videlicet, susurrus, carapace, melange, sepulcher, caesura

CURRENTLY PLAYING: Eidolon, Civilization V, Assassin's Creed Revelations, Starbound, Mafia II
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Laughter
2) People
3) Trust
4) Projects
5) Something to Read
6) Dope Jams
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plans and ambitions. Things to write and stuff to try on stage. How to smash the patriarchy, burn the wreckage and scatter the ashes into the howling wind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a paid booking, I hope.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be held.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have good stories. I'd like to go out with someone who makes me laugh. Strong preference for badasses.