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DoctorErebus

35 Olympia, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Manic Orcish Dream Guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and acting in Olympia, doing standup and spending time with friends and family in Seattle. Friendly, curious, rowdy when suitable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shows, cooking, cracking backs. I can read a crowd really well and have my baseline introversion so thoroughly managed that people think I'm gregarious. Tetris and Jenga. Your dog will probably like me. Layering game is on point; Cascadia for life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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COMEDIANS: Hannibal Buress, Amy Schumer, Hari Kondabolu, Myq Kaplan, Doug Stanhope, Myka Fox, Brian Regan, Morgan Murphy, Wanda Sykes, Bill Burr, Louis CK, Maria Bamford, Jacqueline Novak, Norm MacDonald, Ophira Eisenberg, Dave Chapelle, Chelsea Peretti, Keith Malley, Kristen Schall, Dave Attell, Rodney Dangerfield.

WORDS: Penumbra, videlicet, susurrus, carapace, melange, собака, y'all, sepulcher, caesura, burble, genuflect, spelunk, vestibule, ossuary.

When it comes to stories, songs and food, I try to have more curiosities than opinions. Sure I've got stuff I like (adventures, comedies, romances, hip hop, jazz, Soviet propaganda anthems, old country western, Richard Hugo, tacos, pork roast, Batman) but none of that's to the exclusion of anything else, you know? I got no idea what I like til I try it and, aside from ska, vegemite, and Roy "Lightboxer" Lichtenstein, I tend to like most things.

Favorite Band Swapping and Able to Hang Out and Read Together are two excellent relationship stages. I really like engaging with art with someone special. If you like to dork out about songs and stories then I'm super down to do that a bunch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Plans and ambitions. Things to write and stuff to try on stage. How to smash the patriarchy, burn the wreckage and scatter the ashes into the howling wind. How to make falafil work as fish batter and who broke the fryer. Of all the awesome people I've met in Olympia and how much longer it makes sense to stay here. Of how big and brilliant Seattle looks every time I visit and of all the fun it might be to stay. Of my personal assortment of day to day hopes, anxieties and regrets, of course (what's yours like?). Of a house with A) fruit trees B) a row of coat hooks by at least one door and C) a cool dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't think I understood Donnie Darko.
You should message me if
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You're a badass with good stories. I would like to go out with someone who makes me laugh.