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30 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:02am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Looking for a partner who can laugh at pretty much any situation because I try to find humor in the dark. I'm equally happy going out to shows as I am staying home and playing games all night. I can play card games and chat for hours. I need music all the time and definitely sing in the shower. I have no good pictures of myself because I don't hang out with a lot of people who are constantly taking pictures, and selfies are a tough pill for me to swallow. My hair is long enough that I could do one of those pg-13 'topless' scenes where you don't actually see anything. I'm a private person with a lot of acquaintances and few friends, but the people who do get it have a friend for life. I'm a good sounding board for people but sometimes need a wall of my own. I stay up late on the regular. I love comedy. I was the kid in school who never did homework but finished the tests first and with the highest grade to boot. This is all over the place.

Just a guy trying to hang out and do the life thing.

I apologize if you notice that I visit your profile often, I have a pretty bad memory when it comes to okcupid especially when people change their pictures around.
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing like a lot of folks do, working an unsatisfying job and trying to figure out what the hell's all going on in the world anyway
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking care of people, whether that be at home or at work. I'm good with the customer service and the cleaning up after a family meal.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beautiful long hair. I don't have any current photos to put up but you may as well quit growing your own hair because sister I've got it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of everything. If you really need specifics let's do a you-ask-and-I-answer.

Two books that really helped me figure some stuff out are Tao The Ching and The Prophet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crisp cold water
A voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm at and what's the next thing I have to tackle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Comedy Bang! Bang! At 10 On IFC of course!

If I'm not out at a show I'd hope to be doing anything with my friends. If that's not in the cards I'll be at home watching a movie or playing a game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I need to make myself go to sleep I'll put on a Harry Potter audiobook or the audio track from one of the films. Works every time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you're a bad enough dude.
You can teach me something, especially a new game.
You understand that the opinions of your idols don't have to match yours.