I am "available" (as opposed to "single") because I'm in an open relationship with Sephyeb. If you're cool with that, read on...

It’s pretty crazy... four months ago I was in LA getting a PhD, and now I’m here in Manhattan and my life is completely 100% different. I could not stand the academic life, so I quit and came here to do something way more exciting. I own my own company now and I love not having bosses telling me what to do.

One of my favorite guilty pleasures is fucking with people. Like trying to pay for my coffee with pocket lint and insisting that textile fibers are a valid form of currency. I love talking to strangers...

I’m coordinated but clumsy at the same time. Can one of you girls explain to me why I knock things over and break so much shit? My friends call it “pulling a my-last-name”.

My sense of humor can get pretty filthy. Did I make all of my friends watch Human Centipede? Maybe, but I stand by that that was a tastefully-done film. So anyhow you have fair warning that I might say something that will make you want to punch me in the arm. But deep down, you know it’s actually funny.

I get fidgety if I have to sit on my ass in one place for too long. Except when I'm playing the piano. Or creepin' on your online dating profile...

Hah - nah I wouldn't do that.

But seriously.

I'm a very open person and I get along with most people, but it's important to me that the people in my life have a positive disposition. I'm not a dweller, and when bad things happen that are out of my control, I don't let them bring me down. I prefer to chill with people like that.

And a disclaimer: if you ever meet me, you should know that I will unapologetically hustle you and all your friends in foosball - seriously, it will be embarrassing.

Frisbeetarianism

-You are not put off by me being in an open relationship
-You're a happy person
-You do not have a cat, you do not want a cat, and you are not part cat (I'm allergic to cats)
-You wanna meet someone cooler than these fools ------------------>

Bonus points if you:

-Can say the alphabet from z to a
-Know how to play the theremin

Seriously, stop thinking about it so much, just do it!