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25 / M / Straight / Available
New York, New York
- Last Online
- May 19
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m).
- Body Type
- Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of Ph.D program
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- English (Fluently)
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One of my favorite guilty pleasures is fucking with people. Like trying to pay for my coffee with pocket lint and insisting that textile fibers are a valid form of currency. I love talking to strangers...
I’m coordinated but clumsy at the same time. Can one of you girls explain to me why I knock things over and break so much shit? My friends call it “pulling a my-last-name”.
My sense of humor can get pretty filthy. Did I make all of my friends watch Human Centipede? Maybe, but I stand by that that was a tastefully-done film. So anyhow you have fair warning that I might say something that will make you want to punch me in the arm. But deep down, you know it’s actually funny.
I get fidgety if I have to sit on my ass in one place for too long. Except when I'm playing the piano. Or creepin' on your online dating profile...
Hah - nah I wouldn't do that.
I'm a very open person and I get along with most people, but it's important to me that the people in my life have a positive disposition. I'm not a dweller, and when bad things happen that are out of my control, I don't let them bring me down. I prefer to chill with people like that.
And a disclaimer: if you ever meet me, you should know that I will unapologetically hustle you and all your friends in foosball - seriously, it will be embarrassing.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
-You're a happy person
-You do not have a cat, you do not want a cat, and you are not part cat (I'm allergic to cats)
-You wanna meet someone cooler than these fools ------------------>
Bonus points if you:
-Can say the alphabet from z to a
-Know how to play the theremin
Seriously, stop thinking about it so much, just do it!