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27 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:03pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Look, here's the deal. With me, you get: Netflix, HuluPlus, AND HBOGO. #nochill
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, making sketch comedy/short comedic films, breathing.

I also play guitar for fun in my spare time, but I'm pretty sure I've plateaued in terms of playing ability. I do like writing song lyrics tho.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you laugh. And not the dumb kind of laughter either, though I'm good at that too. I can/will always make you laugh, unless you say "make me laugh," because then you're just being weird and oddly confrontational.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My racial ambiguity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A bunch of cool stuff so you should obviously fall in love with me

Book: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Watchmen, Requiem For a Dream,
Movie: Punch Drunk Love, Midnight Cowboy, Brick
Show: Arrested Development, Community, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, The Wire, Cowboy Bebop, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Mr. Show
Music: Childish Gambino, Tokyo Police Club, Radio Head, Cat Power, Regina Spektor, Hop Along, Radiohead, Tyler the Creator and Earl Sweatshirt
Food: Things I put in my stomach
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My fully functioning lightsaber
my time machine
my monkey butler
my mensa member's card
a fully realized list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jeff Goldblum and Jaden Smith
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying hard to be cool and succeeding really well
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The manly side of me thinks that I'm looking for an Adrian to my Rocky, but I'm actually just looking to be a Michael Scott to someone's Holly.
You should message me if
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-you like guys whose parents purposefully played "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins in the car on the way to the hospital while their mothers were in labor.

-you wanna hang out with my cat. He's pretty chill. Maybe you could name him.

-you're already here. I mean, you're already here on this page, why not message me?