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24 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:00pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Well, let's just say that it all started one day when I decided to make up details of my life that may or may not have happened. The day that I saved a small Chilean village from the horde of ravenous toucans was the day I decided to live the simple life. Every day led me to relax, start free-form charities that benefit amputated jazz virtuosos, and on mild days make certain people blush from telling tales of my escapades that I repeat only on Tuesdays. I'm a simple man, who deep down likes making online profiles in the hopes that one day my chronic boredom will be cured. Doctors say it's all in my head, but alas, I know deep down it's real.

But really, I get along with people rather easily, and a good conversation is never something to be wasted. (and for those that care about these kinds of things, I'm an INTP.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I managed to major in Digital Film with a minor in Anthropology, so if I can somehow manage to get a job traveling then that would be just about a dream come true. Working for the Travel Channel would be just about the coolest thing I could think of.

Other than that, playing guitar is a serious passion of mine, and I've been at it for 6 years. We have a band house down here, and trying to make that work is an adventure to itself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at things
Being addicted to Reddit
Seeing finer details
Questioning those details
Questioning my taste in those details
Getting in a fistfight over people who agree with me
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, with it being very blonde, and very wavy.

Next, my relentless sarcasm. It's to the point that it's become too subtle, and I probably oughta change that...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Anything loud, complex, and either doesn't take itself seriously or is dead serious. Usually ends up being Progressive Rock, to Metal, to Jazz.

TV shows: Anthony Bourdain, Top Gear, Adventure Time, Regular Show, any 90's cartoon.

Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Trigun

Movies: Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Planet of the Apes, Inception, any Pixar film, any Studio Ghibli film.

Food: Any steak can usually win my heart, along with good barbecue, pizza, and generally anything that will give me a heart attack in the future.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Video games and nostalgia.
Decent conversations.
A day without doing something outside .
Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
My organs.
Music that makes you shiver.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What on earth I'm doing with my life.

Then it probably devolves into wondering about the true meaning of perceived reality.

Then me just realizing I'm in that weird state where I can't tell if I'm hungry or tired.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends, playing/going to a show, and/or generally making damn sure I have a good Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually would love to start up a cheesy Japanese metal band in the country. Yes, make-up and all.
You should message me if
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this sentence is true.