DoctorWilsonx
24 Farmingdale, NY
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My self-summary
I pretty much hate everyone on this website. You're all a bunch of hipsters. Knock it off.

Hello!

I am a positive nihilist.
I do not get stressed out about anything, ever.

Why don't you just fucking talk to me it's not like either of us have got anything better to do anyway.

I am humourous, passionate, and pretty badass
What I’m doing with my life
I install solar panels.

Smoking marlboro's.

Rolling spliffs
I’m really good at
Making it look like a ball of flame has exploded from my hand using a bic lighter.

Playing piano.

Making bad decisions.
The first things people usually notice about me
Fuck that, I don't know. Here's a question, why does everyone on this website love to dance?

Fuck dancing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
Apathy and Other Small Victories by Paul Neilan
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
All Sherlock Holmes novels

The Vines, The Hives, The White Stripes, The Shins, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Bob Dylan, Muse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Tool, The Birthday Massacre, Aslan Osiris, Flogging Molly, The Dropkick Murphys, The Sex Pistols, Stiff Little Fingers, Weezer.. The list goes on.

Donnie Darko
Everything is Illuminated
Fight Club
Pi
Cannibal! The Musical
STAR WARS
The Acid House
Trainspotting

I don't watch a lot of telebox, but when I do I certainly love British comedy and fucked up children's cartoons. And of course, Lost and Criminal Minds.

The IT Crowd
The Young Ones
Bottom
The Mighty Boosh
Absolutely Fabulous
Monty Python
Chowder
Flapjack
Invader Zim
Ren and Stimpy
Two Stupid Dogs
The six things I could never do without
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk. Let's be honest.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Me and my father have an unspoken bond of weed smoking. We'll both be high at the dinner table discussing the consistency of mashed potatoes in great detail and my mum will just sigh and pretend it's not happening.
You should message me if
Well, I can tell you that I'm not going to message you.

Ta!
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