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35 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:01am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there, internet stranger.

Well first off, I'm incredibly smart, but seriously don't let that fool you because I'm also incredibly hot.

I'm a North Carolina transplant and while I really love NC, Chapel Hill was starting to feel a little small. Moving to Brooklyn turned out to be a great decision and five years later I'm still pretty enamored with this place. Playing music and exploring this bad ass city on a bicycle are two things I really couldn't do without, and I'm really thankful that I get to do both very frequently.

I live in Crown Heights, and I love this neighborhood to death! However, I just heard someone refer to the area I live (border of Crown Heights and Prospect Heights) as 'ProCro'. Barf.

I really wish I could change my username, but OKCupid won't let you. I wanted to make a nerdy reference to the bad guy from the Megaman video games, but instead it sounds like a vaguely creepy cock reference, which I only picked up on after I'd filled out my profile. Winning!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an ass model.

I'm not really.

For the four years before I moved, I shared a crowded minivan with three other dudes and spread the musical love throughout America (and sometimes Canada). Now that I'm in NYC, I work for NYU Shanghai, which is NYU's new campus in China. When I first moved here, I gave up music for almost an entire year, which turned out to be a pretty good decision - I'm playing again now all the time, and it feels great:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing the drums, piano, and bass guitar, trivia, making white russians, being a loyal friend (I've had the same two best friends since I was eight), being an asshole to other assholes, being your adventure partner, thinking hard about politics and, just to be honest, thinking hard about pop culture.

Here's some other stuff that both me AND most frat boys are good at: shooting pool, texas hold'em, and stock trading.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a smiler.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A type of food I like: Thai
A movie I like: The Empire Strikes Back
A band I like: The Pixies
A TV show I like: The Eric Andre show
A series of books I like: A Song of Ice and Fire. Oh, you like it to? Well then allow me to talk at you for the next three hours.

Don't you wish someone would make a TV show about the two competing sides of your personality? Someone actually did for me, it's called 'Freaks and Geeks'!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All of the seven deadly sins except wrath. I can live without wrath in my life. OK, here's a less cheeky response:

musical instruments
my two best friends (this counts as two)
good whiskey
adventures lasting all day that were planned less than an hour before being executed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music Theory. Seriously, I will daydream an incredibly esoteric conversation about music theory with a non-existent person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, live show, or couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll give you two:

I have a pervasive obsession with Johnny Depp, to the point where it makes me question certain aspects of my sexuality. It feels somewhat liberating to tell a website full of strangers.
****update: it's not as pervasive since he did The Lone Ranger****

I wear fancy clothes for my job, but I constantly think someone will expose me as a tattooed punk rocker / hippie who has no business being there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to have a bike adventure.

I find women much sexier covered in grease fixing a bike than dolled up in a cocktail dress. In other words, message me if you're kind of a tomboy.

You can love me for my brain and not my Adonis physique. I'm not a piece of meat.