Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there, internet stranger.
Well first off, I'm incredibly smart, but seriously don't let that
fool you because I'm also incredibly hot. :)
I'm a North Carolina transplant and while I really love NC, Chapel
Hill was starting to feel a little small. Moving to Brooklyn turned
out to be a great decision and five years later I'm still pretty
enamored with this place. Playing music and exploring the city on a
bicycle are two things I really couldn't do without, and I'm really
thankful I get to do both very frequently.
I've lived in Crown Heights ever since I moved here, and I love
this neighborhood to death! However, I just heard someone refer to
the area I live (border of Crown Heights and Prospect Heights) as
I really wish I could change my username, but OKCupid won't let
you. I wanted to reference the bad guy from the Megaman video
games, but instead it sounds like a vaguely creepy cock reference,
which I only picked up on after I'd filled out my profile. Now
THAT'S how a nerd wins the online dating game, ladies!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an ass model.
I'm not really.
For the four years before I moved, I shared a crowded minivan with
three other dudes and spread the musical love throughout America
(and sometimes Canada). Now that I'm in NYC, I work for NYU
Shanghai, which is NYU's new campus in China. When I first moved
here, I gave up music for almost an entire year, which turned out
to be a pretty good decision - I'm playing again now all the time,
and it feels great:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling the truth, playing the drums
, and bass guitar
, trivia, making white
russians, being a loyal friend (I've had the same two best friends
since I was eight), being an asshole to other assholes, being your
adventure partner, thinking hard about politics and, just to be
honest, thinking hard about pop culture.
Here's some other stuff that both me AND most frat boys are good
at: shooting pool
(notable exception to truth telling), and stock trading
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A type of food I like: Thai
A movie I like: The Empire Strikes Back
A band I like: The Pixies
A TV show I like: The Eric Andre show
A series of books I like: A Song of Ice and Fire. Oh, you like it
to? Well then allow me to talk at you for the next three
Don't you wish someone would make a TV show about the two competing
sides of your personality? Someone actually did for me, it's called
'Freaks and Geeks'!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All of the seven deadly sins except wrath. I can live without wrath
in my life. OK, here's a less cheeky response:
my two best friends (this counts as two)
adventures lasting all day that were planned less than an hour
before being executed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How has every single person on OK Cupid been to Machu Picchu?
Can we just be OK with the fact that we're all on a dating site?
Why all the negativity!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, live show, or couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear fancy clothes for my job, but I sometimes think I'm going to
walk in to work one day and someone will expose me as a tattooed
punk rocker / hippie who has no business being there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to have a bike adventure.
I find women much sexier covered in grease fixing a bike than
dolled up in a cocktail dress. In other words, message me if you're
kind of a tomboy.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.