My name is Jake... born and raised in Texas. No, I do not wear cowboy boots or a cowboy hat, unless it's in combination with assless chaps ( which isn't THAT often.... ).

I used to have a long ass generic profile but every time I read it I was like "Wow... this is not you at all". So... I'm just going to write what comes to mind and perhaps edit it later on?

I'm a hard headed republican, I own lots of guns... if you got a lick of liberal in you then we probably won't get a long. I'm not trying to be arrogant, you have your reasons and I have mine... and they just won't mesh.

Other than that... my interests include: Food ( Sushi in particular.. damn is that shit good), exploring Youtube for new music, shooting and cleaning my guns, COLD WEATHER! ( why the fuck am I in FL?? ), addiction reality shows, PS3/Computer games, and anything NFL/NBA related. ( Cowboys & Mavericks are my teams )

Working hard, not taking a penny I didn't earn. I'd like to go to school for something at some point... but I'm still not sure exactly what. I've narrowed it down to graphic design, cooking and motorcycles... we shall see.

Making a delicious bloody rare steak & Killing Zombies ( of the paper and plastic variety )

I have no idea, I have never asked anyone that.. though once someone gets close enough to see my eyes they usually compliment me on that.

Also, I usually hear that I look intimidating?

Movies - Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club, Vanilla Sky, Me, Myself & Irene, Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface.... anything weird or powerful I like.

TV - Dexter, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad on netflix/on demand.... then when I'm actually just watching TV it's usually on Food Network or ESPN. Oh, can't forgot those addiction shows.... man are those entertaining!

Music - Progressive House music ( Deadmau5 ), Old School punk ( Misfits ), Heavy ass metal ( Amon Amarth ), Classic rock ( Led Zeppelin). I could list music that I like for days and days... if you really want to know what I listen to here is my youtube account ( I have a bazillion playlists)

http://www.youtube.com/user/robzombie8900?feature=mhee

Food - Steak and Sushi... enough said ( actually I'm just tired of writing about myself.. I have tons more to say about food! )

Tough question, I'm trying to be clever yet practical, but still can't think of anything other than guns and food.

I could never do without.... you!

- Doomsday prepping
- Could I survive in the middle of no where with only the contents of my backpack ( my bug-out bag if you will ) which leads to writing and re-writing lists of essential items that will fit into a backpack.
- What I would do if I was president ( feel free to ask me about this )
- Miscellaneous deviant stuff

Working until 8:00. Think the most interesting activity I partake in on Fridays is going out to eat on the way home. I'm boring, what can I say?

I'm on FetLife.com

You would consider letting me eat sushi off you naked.... LOL ( that's a joke by the way... )