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32 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 14
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have a job, a car, and I get along with my parents. So I've that going for me, which is nice.

I don't do clubs, bottle service, guys who say bro, and women who incessantly wear heels and use the term babe. I call my guy friends babe and my female friends bro. So ironic.

I'm ambitious and driven. My work schedule is pretty wacky, and I keep it that way on purpose.

I'm kind of a spazz, but that's what most folks like about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Growing a beard.

Designing amateur jet packs. Last one I built sprung a gas leak and the guy using it caught on fire and crashed into a zeppelin.

When I'm not doing that I have a daily hobby that my friends and parents insist on referring to as a "job?" Whatever that means.

Also making dumb shit like this:
I’m really good at
I'm only good at a few things.

The first would be breathing. I've gone over 11,000 days and managed to breath every single day with little to no problem.

Next would be mixing copious amounts of tequila. My chartreuse jalapeño margarita will make you fall in love... with your own taste buds?

Making situations awkward.

I can make a joke out of just about any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my mooseknuckle but then I stopped wearing those v-neck pants. So now I'm not so sure... My eyes are up here ladies. That's called a joke.

People always meet me and under estimate me. It's all part of my diabolical plan. You're currently under estimating me and you don't even know it.

Apparently I come off as intimidating. Then you get to know me and find out it's all just a rouse. Still not sure about a that. I think I'm a softy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a lot of favorites of a lot of different things. Let's talk about it instead of ruining all the fun questions we'd otherwise get to talk about!
The six things I could never do without
Caffeine, my own space, travel, music, movies, hockey, exercise, finding the humor in things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Pilko Pump Pants

And why all the most attractive and interesting women all live in Long Beach?
On a typical Friday night I am
Being super cool I guess? Or super not cool depending on how you look at it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been known to judge women strictly off of the way the back of their arms look. It's not that I'm shallow, I just play a lot of bingo.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You caught the hidden movie reference in my profile and can name the movie.

-You know the answer to the following question: If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor what flavor would that be?

-You enjoy sarcasm.

-You work for NASA and can get me into space, or you know someone who works for NASA and they can get me into space, or you're willing to seduce Richard Branson and convince him to get me into space.

If you actually read my entire profile and still want to talk to me I'd be surprised. But I say go for it.