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36 M Malden, MA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 19
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
So the basics....I grew up in FL and having been living in MA for over ten years now. Currently live with roommates, I work full time and do own a car, apparently alot of guys on here don't have either of those things lol.
I'm a heavy guy in case you haven't noticed, no it's not an allergic reaction from a bee sting lol. I've been heavy pretty much all my life so I'm proportioned. I do work out at the gym and try to eat better then I used to, I also have a few tattoos with more coming and my ears are pierced, several times, I also happen to be pretty funny and a great conversationalist, and that would be the longest word I've spelled in a long time lol. I should mention sarcastic as well :)
I would have to say I am looking for someone that, (as cliche as it sounds), will accept me for me and all of my idiosyncrasies. I am a great guy to know and I would like someone that can be the yin to my yang. Intellectual stimulation is just as important as physical. I am not looking to jump right into a relationship, I think it's important to get to know the person and let things work naturally. ( no that is not code for hook up lol)
I'm sure that makes sense lol.
I have alot of interests and enjoy getting out and doing things as well as staying in to watch a movie or catch up on my DVR.
Feel free to ask me anything I'm pretty open.
What I’m doing with my life
Well with my life right now, I work full time professionally. I wouldn't say I love my career but I don't hate it lol. I live with a few roommates, it definitely keeps cost of living down.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, driving really long distances with no complaints, sleeping I am so awesome at that lol, having the patience to put Ikea furniture together. I have saved marriages and relationships with this skill lol, cuddling, and massages
The first things people usually notice about me
First thing that gets noticed on me are my eyes? It's my naturally long lashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok this I have alot of:
Movies: Clerks, Mall Rats (well anything Kevin Smith), Star Wars (not the new crap, Jar Jar can suck it :) ), Serenity, Hatchet, Hellraiser (oldie but still awesome), Batman Begins, Batman The Dark Knight, and hate to add this one but Batman Dark Knight Rises, Anything by Mel Brooks (Spaceballs, History Of The World, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles), There are lots of others, The main genres are Horror, Comedy and Sci-Fi, or just ask me :)

TV: Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Game Of Thrones, Warehouse 13, Good Eats, Diners Drive Ins, and Dives, A lot of mixed cooking shows lol, Teen Wolf (gotta watch it lol), Star Trek, Stargate, anything with Star in it that is Sci-Fi related and not a reality show, Sherlock, Copper, Supernatural, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Cartoon Network's Adult Swim line up, Also like documentaries and how it's made type stuff

Books: Well this part is tricky cause I'm not a huge reader. I do like graphic novels, and comics so maybe that counts lol, I've been trying to do better on reading actual books though.
Music: Volbeat, Anthrax, Metallica, Butcher Babies, Franz Ferdinand, Rob Zombie, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, Arcade Fire, Baroness, Beastie Boys, Mumford and Sons, Clutch, Daft Punk, Dethklok, Deadmaus, Foo Fighters, The White Stripes, I could go on an on lol

Food: Mexican (Tex/Mex) top of the list, closely followed by the typical American fare, Italian, Chinese, Sushi, Definitely a meat eater lol, I am willing to try new things, can't promise I will like it, but I will try.
The six things I could never do without
My car
Some of my family if that counts lol
Doctor Who lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not a whole lot of one thing. I'm not ADD but I don't always have 1 thought that sits in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
No such thing as a typical Friday, could be going out to catch a show, grab a drink, or just home catching up on the DVR.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to meet someone new thst is pretty damn cool......really I am...stop laughing lol