I am a golden god. My mother was the goddess of the river and my father was a lightning bolt that struck my mother's womb. I wasn't born; I punched my way out of her forehead and kicked a shark in the gut and that is how---okay, no, that's not true. I teach, write, and practice martial arts. I'm learning Mandarin, and I'm shy enough to invent a ridiculous mythological backstory to get attention. I hope this is sufficient..?
Oh! I like long walks on the beach, strong coffee, and assertive women.