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Doctorkerwin

21 / M / straight / Single

Oxford, Ohio

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
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Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
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Kids
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Pets
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Languages
English

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I am cynical, abrasive, and intellectual.

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My Self-Summary

Okay, i'm a college junior, history major because i don't have the grades for my education major (i know, sucks). If that didn't sum it up i'm fairly lazy, slacker-esque. I'm also a thinker, i'd prefer to muse about random thinks as opposed to doing anything productive, i suppose if you're a romantic type person that means i'm a dreamer. I'm a completely belligerant drunk, but a soft spoken person if i don't know you well. If i know you well then i don't shut up and chances are i'll rub you the wrong way, but most people enjoy it because of the clever manner i come up with those sorts of things.

What I’m doing with my life

College, Miami University, J crew U, i got 10 polos and my girls got 15 pairs of ugg boots and i own 12 north faces. If you can't tell i'm sarcastic, i'm just a fairly normal (okay, abnormal) college student trying to live day by day. If i had an eventual goal i'd want to be a consular, any type is fine, i love talking people through problems, but life isn't practical so i'm trying to find some sort of full time job to pay for grad school with a random liberal arts degree.

I’m really good at

Gutar hero, making people laugh, being completely random and sometimes obscene (i guess thats something i'm really bad at too?). But in seriousness i'm good at talking to people when they want someone to listen to (which isn't often unfortunatley). I'm sardonic and ridiculous but sometimes its fun.

The first things people usually notice about me

A) Sometimes i decide not to shave and have a ridiculous beard.
B) I've been told when i grow my hair out i look like Seth Rogan.
C) I'm slightly awkward albiet clever.
D) I GUESS, you may just have to notice something for yourself ^_^ how's that for an icebreaker?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: To be honest i don't come across many books i dislike, i don't read as much as i used to so i suppose I enjoy most things that come my way.
Movies: Love me some trilogies, back to the future, star wars, lord of the rings. Also some comedies, again, i dont' find many movies i dislike.
Music: I'll go with a top 10 list because i don't feel like listing EVERYTHING, although i like a lot of various genres.:Goo Goo dolls, Rush, Boston, Aerosmith, Megadeth, Metallica, Guns n roses, Oasis, Pink Floyd, Joe Satriani, Buckethead (ok the last two are virtuoso guitarists but they still effing rock).
Food: Whatevs,

The six things I could never do without

INTERWEBZ, TV, Cleveland sports!!!! (masochistic i know), being semi-intelligent (okay its debatable sometimes), human contact,

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Random crap, i'm a fairly pensive individual.

On a typical Friday night I am

Wasted

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Private things.

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you want?

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