Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my humble abode. Home to a somewhat quirky and nerdy
creature. I play games, listen to indie music and tend to pick my
nose. I also eat and poop and all that good stuff. Me and sleep
don't get along.
I'll be upfront and say that I'm a little effeminate. I enjoy
cuddling, shopping for cute clothes, taking dozens of pictures of
myself and generally acting like a cute little shit. I'd love to
have a girl thats willing to skip around with me in a mall, try on
clothes together, hit up a club and cuddle after a nice exhausting
day of being adorable together.
My biggest hobby is gaming. Online gaming is specifically what I've
been focusing on and I've had some amazing times with other people.
I play gmod, arma 3, project reality, war thunder, wurm, swgemu,
eve and runescape to name a few. It would be ideal that whoever I'm
seeing plays games.
I could go on for ages but I'll stop here. MtF, emos and tomboys
all increase the size of my pants dramatically. If you have body
mods I might get a little dizzy around you. An emo girl makes me
stutter and tomboys make me all around limp.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm interested in programming and maybe get into making electronic
clothing. I can totally see someone putting custers revenge on a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a knack for programming and I have a passion for competitive
gaming. Competitive as in yelling at people over a mic until I win.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm constantly fixing my hair, walking strangely and picking my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: The Count of Monte Cristo, All's Quiet on the Western Front,
Wealth of Nations, Works and Days (Hesiod)
MUSIC: Wolfgang Gartner, Bob Marley, Outkast, Lindsey Stirling,
Daft Punk, Spred the Dub(sic), Jukebottle Casino, Binaerpilot
FEWDS: Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins, Cookies, HI-C Fruit Punch, KFC and
anything with garlic. I'm going to die young
MOVIES: Spaceballs, Bladerunner, Bridge Over the River Kwai, The
Master of Disguise, Kung Pow
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Games, Cookies, Youtube, Malls, Body Mods and Sex.
Did you know that some people put more than 6 items in this
category? shamefur dispray
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering why I'm so awkward in conversations.
Also history is really cool and if you don't like it you are a poop
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with friends having a drink or smoke.
Fooled ya. I'm usually drinking a beer and acting like a complete
dipshit in gmod or arma 3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a kinky side and sometimes it compels me to see women far
older than me. I guess I don't mind since I enjoy it.
You should message me if
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You don't have some cliched bullshit like:
I LOVE TO LAUGH
I'M SUCH A NERD XD !!!!11!!1!
GOD IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE.
I SWEAR I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS. HONEST. I TRULY ABHOR
I PUT NO EFFORT INTO MY PROFILE SO I LOOK COOL
IM LOOKING FOR A MAN TO LEECH MONEY OFF OF
I DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE
I HAVE RIDICULOUS EXPECTATIONS AND NOTHING TO OFFER
I could go on forever but the point is to be interesting. Thats how
you get the D. No honest guy wants a boring girl to shove his dick
into. Only a douchebag will pretend to be interested in someone
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