Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Want to know what its like to be effeminate, kinda submissive, have
ADD and be an introverted gamer? You can trade brains with me once
science has that figured out. Until then my wonderful mess of a
life can only be described. For shame.
Yes I am creative. Then I quickly forget what I was thinking about
several seconds later. I have a terrible memory and little ability
to focus when sober. Through the power of alcohol I become the
worlds greatest singer (tm) and my thoughts become a little clearer
allowing me to hold a conversation for more than 10 seconds. Meds
also work but then I'll crash later in the day.
I'm effeminate or so all of my female friends tell me. I will admit
that I do enjoy a good snuggle with a maltese and that shopping for
cute clothes is also appealing. It goes farther apparently as it's
infected the way I walk and my emotional sensitivity is similar to
a girls. I only admitted to being girly when I cuddled with one of
my friends for the first time. It felt better than a blowjob. I
I'm a introverted gamer when sober and an insane one when drunk.
I'll happily play a game in silence and not have much to say even
when playing with others. Take arma and project reality for
example: Once the alcohol gets flowing I'm the worlds greatest
squad leader (tm) and I will lead a squad into a fiery grave while
singing the national anthem. I can also become the worlds greatest
singer (tm) again and roleplay a drunk hobo in gmod. It isn't that
far from the truth.
I also ramble too much as you can tell. I don't want much really,
just a cuddly game loving girl nerd that doesn't abhor sex and take
everything too seriously. Come to think of it thats pretty rare. Oh
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm interested in programming and maybe get into making electronic
clothing. I can totally see someone putting custers revenge on a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a knack for programming and I have a passion for competitive
gaming. Competitive as in yelling at people over a mic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm constantly fixing my hair, walking strangely and picking my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: The Count of Monte Cristo, All's Quiet on the Western Front,
Wealth of Nations
MUSIC: Wolfgang Gartner, Bob Marley, Outkast, Lindsey Stirling,
Daft Punk, Spred the Dub(sic), Jukebottle Casino, Binaerpilot
FEWDS: Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins, Cookies, HI-C Fruit Punch, KFC and
anything with garlic. I'm going to die young
MOVIES: Spaceballs, Bladerunner, Bridge Over the River Kwai, The
Master of Disguise, Kung Pow
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Games, Cookies, Youtube, Malls, Body Mods and Sex.
Did you know that some people put more than 6 items in this
category? shamefur dispray
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering why I'm so awkward in conversations.
Also history is really cool and if you don't like it you are a poop
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with friends having a drink or smoke.
Fooled ya. I'm usually drinking a beer and acting like a complete
dipshit in gmod or runescape
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a kinky side and sometimes it compels me to see women far
older than me. I guess I don't mind since I enjoy it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have some cliched bullshit like:
I LOVE TO LAUGH
I'M SUCH A NERD XD !!!!11!!1!
I PUT NO EFFORT INTO MY PROFILE SO I LOOK COOL
IM LOOKING FOR A MAN TO LEECH MONEY OFF OF
I DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE
I HAVE RIDICULOUS EXPECTATIONS AND NOTHING TO OFFER
I could go on forever but the point is to be interesting. Thats how
you get the D. No honest guy wants a boring girl to shove his dick
into. Only a douchebag will pretend to be interested in someone
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