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26 • Fort Worth, TX • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Mar 29
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body type
- Other, and laughing about it
- Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from space camp
- Rather not say
- Has kids
Dancing to the sound of children crying
Dressing up like a lunatic
Making people laugh
Growing stuff (Mr. T chia pets yo!)
Smoking the kushy kush
Fucking off all day
Stealing candy from babies
Making bitches jealous
Skating (roller derby anyone?!?!)
Drinking 40's with my fake mustache and a sleeveless shirt
Getting chicks pregnant
Playing guitar (I'm not really that good at it but it's fun)
Karaoeke champion (any challengers?)
I'm a BANANA!!
My favorites this week would include
Music: Tool/Nicki Minaj (I know, fuckin' weird huh?)
Movie: How to Stop Cat Rapes 2
Book: Cannibalism for Dummies
Drink: Lots and lots
Food: Innocent souls
Hairstyle: The Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
Female Role Model: Lucille Ball
Male Role Model:Rob Dyrdek Cause He's just an amazing person
My internal organs
Hit me up ;)
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