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DollFaceKilla1

25 F Fort Worth, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have two little boys who I adore. I am a goofy, weird, ambitious, outgoing lady. I like down to earth, honest straight-forward people who love life and doesn't let someone's past define them. I like all types of people, all races, ages, sizes, religions, and etc. I'm a sexual being, so if you hate sex, get a therapist. I need someone who can keep up with me and wear fake mustaches in public.....and can find my car keys on occasion.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a caregiver for developmentally disabled individuals with mental challenges. I am currently between jobs just moved to texas two weeks ago from Oregon. I hope to start my own caregiving facility within the next three years here in Dallas, due to the apalling lack of group homes and resources in this state.
I’m really good at
Singing Billy Ray Cyrus achy breaky heart while getting open heart surgery
Dancing to the sound of children crying
Dressing up like a lunatic
Making people laugh
Braiding/sewing/crafting/hair/make-up
Growing stuff (Mr. T chia pets yo!)
Smoking the kushy kush
Fucking off all day
Stealing candy from babies
Making bitches jealous
Hitting curbs
Skating (roller derby anyone?!?!)
Drinking 40's with my fake mustache and a sleeveless shirt
Getting chicks pregnant
Playing guitar (I'm not really that good at it but it's fun)
Karaoeke champion (any challengers?)
I'm a BANANA!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm open to most anything. I love music of all sorts. TV is not a big part of my life.

My favorites this week would include
Music: Tool/Nicki Minaj (I know, fuckin' weird huh?)
Movie: How to Stop Cat Rapes 2
Book: Cannibalism for Dummies
Drink: Lots and lots
Food: Innocent souls
Hairstyle: The Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
Female Role Model: Lucille Ball
Male Role Model:Rob Dyrdek Cause He's just an amazing person
The six things I could never do without
My kids
My car
My internal organs
Air
Food
Makeup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything I possibly can. At once....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sell black market toasters

Hit me up ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Your pancakes tell you to......