Well first, I was told I have to explain my profile name...DOLLAR DOG NIGHT...when they sell dollar hotdogs at a sporting event...Apparently, I didn't think this through, and it alludes to a few other things apparently, Woops...

I have little confidence in the online dating experience, but it is entertaining. I have given up on meeting anyone at a bar or out in general. I am just not in enough social situations now that I am 35 to meet anyone single with similar interests, wants, and goals.
I think, like most people, I am slightly consumed with my career, and the day to day.
I am quiet, but I am not when I get to know people. I can sit quietly all day, and really there isn't anything wrong at all, or I might not shut up. I am sarcastic and dry at times, i find it funny. I live for humor. I find humor in everything and usually in the most awful of situations. I love when a joke bombs. ill bomb a joke just to get a laugh sometimes. Even in the worst of times, I find myself using humor to get through situations that would normally be uncomfortable. If you get offended easily, then seriosuly get over yourself. I try not to take too much seriously, you shouldn't either.
I try to focus and do things seriously that require it...everything else you can stumble through goofing around. I am a dog owner. They tend to impede my social life, because I have to be home at some point. I am looking for someone who is willing to accept me, my pets, my personality, my blatant imperfections, and tolerate my career (it pays the bills!). I am looking for someone who is honest, interesting, fun, funny, intelligent, career and school oriented, dedicated, and etc etc etc. I'm not that picky, a mix and match is good. Hell, just be normal, sort of..Really.. please just have a shread of normal. I am not looking to rush into anything at all. I am looking for someone to hang out, and let things progress on their own. I am not looking to force anything, or get into any immediate labels.

Stumbling through life effortlessly.

Over achieving, Wiffle Ball, Black Jack, Useless trivia, mowing my lawn to look like a baseball stadium.

I rarely smile in photos. Its got to be a genuine smile, i can't say cheese...it never works for me. I always get confused for being 25 years old. I'm not tall, but i'm not short?

I like non-fiction and history books, I also enjoy work related books, boring! I like all types of movies, and I am willing to give any movie a shot. I like TV, thank you DVR, you make TV easy. I like cartoons. I like pro football...ice hockey of any kind, and baseball. I like all types of music, and my I pod has just about anything you can think of in it. Food, I love diner food, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, and Stadium food. My at home favorites though are PBJ, cereal. I have a boneless buffalo wings, grilled meat, hot dogs, pizza, and cupcake problem . Reality though is I eat salads and wraps most days, but I am a food fanatic. Just NO FISH! I like a good dive bar that has bar pies.

My dad, who is the best and worst dog walker on the planet.

My iPod, and xm radio.

Chapstick...I'm loosing and buying them daily it seems.

My deck and backyard.

Sports on tv. I am a huge baseball, football, and hockey fan.

My phone, How would I get through awkward waiting without it?

My family, what to do with my free time, work, retirement, and my second career in the future. I spend a lot of time thinking about trying to set a good example for people. It bothers me that people have weakened values, and standards. Good and genuine people are simply hard to find. Locating someone to goof off with.

Either at work, home, maybe on the lake, or out at a restaurant or bar for food and drinks with my friends. Maybe even the gym if its a slow Friday. Maybe a sporting event, depending on the season.

I hate crowds! I am like a lost child on the boardwalk in a crowd. I need my hand held, and to be led, and then I need ice cream bought for me...vanilla w/ rainbow sprinkles.

If you are fun, enjoy goofing off, and don't take yourself too seriously. Have a car, a job, and pay your bills. Can tolerate a man who has a career. Be kind of normal, and no shadyness!