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Dolorousedd83

31 Cambridge, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right now, you're literally shaking with anticipation to message me and thinking how tough it is to initiate conversation with such a chiseled Adonis. Never fear. Here are some things to help you with your first message:

Might as well start off with some of the age-old cliches. I'm low key, composed, intelligent and exceedingly, disarmingly charming. Our entire generation is sarcastic, so listing it as a trait seems redundant.

I have a close-knit group of friends. That's all I need. And also a dinosaur. Contradictory to what you may think from my edgy image and chic fashion sense, I'm actually not a party animal. Unless that party involves board/drinking games. Then, I'm down.

I have a wide range of interests, including playing guitar, reading and writing, karate, exercising in some form, movies, city things, pub trivia, board/strategy games, delicious, delicious craft beer, etc. If you like some of these things, there's hope for us yet.

My newest plan is to begin rock climbing. I don't know where to start. Probably at rocks.

I don't follow sports, so if you're one of the 90% of women on this site looking for a Boston sports fan, you've got the wrong guy. However, I will stare blankly at the TV when a game is on and make faces of disappointment or satisfaction in order to blend in.

Oh, and if you're just trying to get in my pants, don't even try it, ladies. I'm a respectable man.

Are you not entertained?!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a university as a custodian who is secretly a genius and who solves some of the university's most complicated math problems during my night shift. However, I have a chip on my shoulder and have to attend therapy sessions with a bearded, troubled Robin Williams.

Or as a writer. Basically, I write news and feature stories for the university. Good job, me.

Other than that, I work on creative projects (writing, music, etc.). Just finished grad school with an MA in English in May, so I'm trying to fill time, I suppose. Traveling? Sure. Why not?

Trying to get people to go to Iceland with me. Apparently, it's not a hugely popular destination among my age group.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting on sunglasses while slowly walking away from explosions, music, creating, creating music, giving thumbs up in all life's situations, dual finger-gunning, most finger-related signals to be honest, writing, trivia, board games, damnit, I thought I'd have more
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my dreamy eyes. Then, probably my bulging muscles. Or my bulging personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I know there is nothing better than dispassionate lists. So here you go:

Music: Minus the Bear, Frightened Rabbit, Maps and Atlases, Death Cab, Trance, Streetlight Manifesto, Say Anything, American Football, Eliot Smith, and so on and so forth.

Movies: The Dark Knight, The Host, Star Wars, Dark Crystal, Army of Darkness, Talladega Nights, Memories of Murder, Submarine, Troll 2, Black Sheep (the horror one), This is Spinal Tap, Stand by Me, Alien, The Great Dictator, Pixar films, and millions more.

Books: Song of Ice and Fire series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Victorian/Gothic literature, Death and the Penguin, Dead Souls, Financial Lives of the Poets, LOTR, Interpreter of Maladies, Bukowski, Dark Tower, Poe, His Dark Materials.

Shows: Simpsons, ATHF, Lost, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Futurama, IT Crowd, Peep Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Reno 911, Extras, Life's Too Short, Flight of the Conchords, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek: TNG.

Food: Anything people decide to make for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Science things!
2. Coffee
3. Computer
4. Four
5. Music
6. Entertainment in some form
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If they're going to invent a hovercraft/transportation device, or discover life on other planets, in my lifetime. Realistic ways to become a superhero. (I once asked a woman on this site who said she wanted to be a ninja if she'd like to start a superhero team. She did not respond.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out in Boston. Not out in Boston. Writing. Hanging out with friends. It's a busy life, being a young, sexy, Hollywood socialite.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nice try, OkCupid. I'll stick to keeping my most private matters nice and private on Facebook.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a woman, preferably female. You're laid back and intelligent. Most importantly, you have a killer personality. Not an actual disposition to murder. But a great sense of humor.