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Dolphonkey

28 Ypsilanti, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love good beer and bad puns. Come over and we'll discuss both at my hot tub murder mystery party, J'acuzzi!

I swing from being the most charmingly socially adept motherfucker to a slightly misanthropic introvert who just needs some goddamn peace and quiet. Depends on the company.

I started running a year ago and play ultimate frisbee when the weather's nice.

I'm part of local bar trivia team What the Shibboleth!? and hold down the sports spot. The barflies whisper of our nerdy infamy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Academic publishing.
Wondering why I'm in academic publishing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rapping the album version of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Puns
Cards Against Humanity
Working Archer quotes into everyday life
Mariokart (I get hilariously broey)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I've got eyelashes girls would kill for. Bring it bitches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books -- The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Discworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Farewell to Arms, To Kill a Mockingbird

TV -- Archer, Community, Dr. Who, STNG, GoT, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, Simpsons, BSG, TBBT, It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, Adventure Time, Jeopardy

Movies -- Lost in Translation, Shakespeare in Love, American Beauty, any Mel Brooks, Gravity, Inception, The Dark Knight, L.A. Confidential, Minority Report, Birdman, Miyazaki

Music -- Daft Punk, Beatles, Zeppelin, Springsteen, the Stones, the Who, Bowie, Elvis Costello, Tom Petty, Radiohead, Dr. Dre
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Beer
Family/friends
Music
Bad puns
Llamas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many conflicts the world over are provoked or exacerbated by communication issues, either by literal misinterpretations of language or unrealized/misunderstood differences in personal definitions of shared abstract concepts (what are American values? What constitutes a Michigan Man?)

Writing, story, language. The science of comedy. The workings of minds, their commonalities and differences, how depression and anxiety affect them.

Is Microamnesia where you go to forget about it all for a little while?

Shouldn't it be "appears to be 'kinkier'" not "appears to be 'more kinky'"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows. But Sunday night is beer and table top gaming night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have mild depression I'm working through
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to discuss the respective virtues of ho and vert stacks. You've got a comic recommendation (especially Batman). You want to go garage or estate sailing. You're looking for an occasional workout partner. You want to try to out-pun me.