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Dolphonkey

28 M Ypsilanti, MI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I love good beer and bad puns. Come over and we'll discuss both at my hot tub murder mystery party, J'acuzzi!

I'm an aspiring writer of almost anything (stories, screenplays, songs, stand up comedy) and an avid reader also of just about anything. I'm a socially adept nerd equally at home heading out to the bar and dancing or staying at home and gaming. I'm a big sports fan, especially the Wolverines, Red Wings and Tigers. I started running a year ago and just did my first half-marathon, and I play ultimate frisbee and basketball a few days a week now that the weather's nice.

Got out of a long term relationship in the fall; I'm open to the idea of another ltr but not really looking for it right now.
What I’m doing with my life
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Academic publishing. But I've been at it for almost 4 years and I'm itching for a change. I'm thinking maybe some travel?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rapping the entire lyrics to the album version of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (get your weak"abbreviated TV theme" rap outta here), writing, playing guitar, empathy, over-thinking the big picture and worrying about it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor, my extensive vocabulary, and the rich musky scent of leather I exude. I've also been told I've got eyelashes girls would kill for.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books -- The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Discworld series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Illustrated Man, a Farewell to Arms, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Right Stuff.

TV -- Archer, Community, Dr. Who, STNG, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, Simpsons, Battlestar Galactica, Big Bang Theory.

Movies -- Lost in Translation, Shakespeare in Love, American Beauty, Star Wars (original trilogy), Indiana Jones (see previous), any Mel Brooks, Gravity, Inception, The Dark Knight, L.A. Confidential, Minority Report.

Music -- Beatles, Daft Punk, Zeppelin, Springsteen, the Stones, the Who, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Tom Petty, Radiohead, Dr. Dre.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Beer
My family and friends
Music
My health (I've got a new-found appreciation for being physical and active)
Bad puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How writing, story, and language work?
Just how smart is our dog?
What should I do with my future?
Is Microamnesia where you go to forget about it all for a little while?
What's this world coming to?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching TV, hooping with my roommate, headed out to a movie, grabbing drinks and some live music with friends at a bar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 10 I was smart enough to know what a thespian is but dumb enough to confuse it with lesbian.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You've got a deep curiosity and a wicked sense of humor.

You appear to be "more aggressive than girls your age." I can be a little shy at first.

You know the basics of grammar and writing. Everyone types too fast and drops a typo now and then, but 3+ in one message is silly. If you know how to use semicolons? Sploosh.