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29 Ypsilanti, MI Man


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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I love good beer and bad puns. Come over and we'll discuss both at my hot tub murder mystery party, J'acuzzi!

I swing from being the most charmingly socially adept motherfucker to a slightly misanthropic introvert who just needs some goddamn peace and quiet. Depends on the company.

I started running a year ago and play ultimate frisbee when the weather's nice.

I'm part of local bar trivia team What the Shibboleth!? and hold down the sports spot. The barflies whisper of our nerdy infamy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Academic publishing.
Wondering why I'm in academic publishing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rapping the album version of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cards Against Humanity
Working Archer quotes into everyday life
Mariokart (I get hilariously broey)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I've got eyelashes girls would kill for. Bring it bitches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books -- The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Discworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Farewell to Arms, To Kill a Mockingbird

TV -- Archer, Community, Dr. Who, STNG, GoT, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, Simpsons, BSG, TBBT, It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, Adventure Time, Jeopardy

Movies -- Lost in Translation, Shakespeare in Love, American Beauty, any Mel Brooks, Gravity, Inception, The Dark Knight, L.A. Confidential, Minority Report, Birdman, Miyazaki

Music -- Daft Punk, Beatles, Zeppelin, Springsteen, the Stones, the Who, Bowie, Elvis Costello, Tom Petty, Radiohead, Dr. Dre
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bad puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many conflicts the world over are provoked or exacerbated by communication issues, either by literal misinterpretations of language or unrealized/misunderstood differences in personal definitions of shared abstract concepts (what are American values? What constitutes a Michigan Man?)

Writing, story, language. The science of comedy. The workings of minds, their commonalities and differences, how depression and anxiety affect them.

Is Microamnesia where you go to forget about it all for a little while?

Shouldn't it be "appears to be 'kinkier'" not "appears to be 'more kinky'"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows. But Sunday night is beer and table top gaming night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have mild depression I'm working through
You should message me if
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You want to discuss the respective virtues of ho and vert stacks. You've got a comic recommendation (especially Batman). You want to go garage or estate sailing. You're looking for an occasional workout partner. You want to try to out-pun me.