Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My gender is uncanny. My pronouns are they/them/theirs or
it/it/its, though I go by he/him/his around people who can't handle
I'm mostly just looking for something casual.
I'm a huge dork, and we'll probably get along better if you are
I was raised Catholic. My current spiritual views don't fall under
the heading of any specific religion. I don't know whether I would
technically qualify as an atheist or not. If you are completely and
utterly anti-religion, we can just not talk about it. If you think
religion and spirituality are interesting, let's discuss our
I only ticked off the box of looking for friends, but that doesn't
mean I'm closed off to other options-- that's just all I'm looking
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on webcam to pay the bills.
Doing karaoke, going to shows, and reading in-depth amateur film
analysis for fun (the analysis is amateur, the film is not).
Coming up with cockamamie schemes that I may or may not ever decide
to carry out.
"1. Be Kind
2. Have Fun"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not really sure any more. Why don't you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) I like beautiful words and beautiful thoughts. What strikes me
as beautiful words or ideas may change at any given moment.
Postmodernism gets me hot. Some of my favourite non-postmodern
books include "The Little Prince" (Le Petit Prince), "The Last
Unicorn", and "Jonathan Livingston Seagull".
(b) The Fountain, Cannibal! The Musical, Orlando, A Life Less
Ordinary, Newsies, The Point, Hairspray, Zardoz
(c) I had a snarky response here referencing musicals because I
like musicals more than I like television, but it's probably more
relevant that you know I am a huge fan of BBC Sherlock and Star
Trek: The Next Generation.
As far as radio shows and podcasts, I enjoy Welcome To Night Vale,
Cabin Pressure, and John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme.
(d) Anything I can sing along with and some things I can't.
(e) I have a contentious relationship with food. I tend to say I
like spaghetti, meat, macaroni and cheese, tuna salad sandwiches,
grilled cheese, garlic bread, and other foods a five-year-old might
eat. I don't particularly care for gourmet foods. I have simple
tastes. I like bread that is crusty on the outside and soft and
gooey on the inside. I like cream of garlic soup. I am ambivalent
to chocolate in bar form or ice cream form, but I love good
brownies, fudge, and chocolate chip cookies. I like pickles a lot.
I like things that taste good fried with barbeque sauce. But then,
I don't really like to eat.
I can make some mean golabki. My tomato basil soup isn't bad
either. Recently I taught myself how to make gyoza and I ate almost
nothing other than gyoza for a month straight.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
people to be around in a friendly way
people who are okay with being around me without conversation
having to be a thing
patterns to analyze
and I would say physical affection, but I've been "doing without"
for most of the past year now partially by my own choosing, and I
haven't died yet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words. How on earth people start conversations with each other.
Whether or not there's a chance I might not be human.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on webcam, doing karaoke, or out at a show.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
: you want to and you actually have read my profile and you still
think we'd get along.
Also, if you're a Virgo. I don't put any stock in the accuracy of
astrology, but I never met a Virgo I didn't like. If you are a
Virgo, I will probably like you.
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