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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 31
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
My self-summary
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Equal parts goof and grandeur.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enough I'd say.

I work at WNYC.

I also work in the theater in a variety of capacities. I have founded a small theater company with some colleagues where I function as a dramaturg and a performer. These among other projects I have spinning around.

Otherwise, I'm chilling. I'm a good chiller, or so I'm told.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming extremely late to any kind of trend and being amusingly blown away by it.

Accents. Name one, I dare you.

I like to think I have an intuitive sense of history. Perhaps that means I occasionally make things up but I'm usually right.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Stach (works for me, dontcha think?), boomin' voice, and the age of my soul.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Things Fall Apart, The Alienist, Paris 1919, Notes from Underground, Small Acts of Repair, Mythologies, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Giovanni's Room, any Caryl Churchill play

Movies: Galaxy Quest, There will be Blood, To Live, Network, Citizen Kane, Duck Soup, Cradle Will Rock, Sideways, Chinatown, Robert Redford fan generally

Shows: Breaking Bad, MST3K, Chappelle's Show, Slings and Arrows, Twin Peaks, House of Cards (the original), The Wire, The Daily Show, The Looney Tunes, Law and Order (First four seasons from the early 90's, you'll love 'em)

Music: The Books, Hypnotic Brass Ensemble, Radiohead, Passion Pit, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, They Might be Giants, Tom Waits, The Mountain Goats, Ralph Stanley, David Byrne

Food: Anything good, frankly. But there ain't nuthin' like a fine burger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some kind of library
A 24 hour food dispensary
A theater to work for
Politico (It's a disease)
The Brooklyn Bound B Train
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a number of things, to be sure, but primarily:

The two party system

How many bites it takes to finish a Katz's pastrami sandwich (I have recently concluded that it requires frequent and extensive research)

And theater. A lot. S'my job
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is the closest I can come to describing it...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have pinballed drunkenly. I regret nothing.
You should message me if
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If you want to reach out, may I suggest a historical query? They are always welcome and I'll make up a good story that you just might believe.