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Don_Cosmo

37 / M / straight / Available

Austin, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am super genius, godly, and sexaholic.

My Self-Summary

I'm usually on another site more (http://www.myspace.com/don_cosmo), but I check this site somewhat regularly.

I'm just a regular guy. I love sports, beer and having fun. I like being outside with nothing in particular to do. I believe I'm addicted to the Internet, but I can stop anytime. I have above average intelligence, but I don't think I'm Mensa material.



I like:

* Lazy Sunday afternoons

* Sports

* Beer and Whisky (especially Shiner Bock and Jack Daniels).

* Animals of all sorts except snakes and most other reptiles.

* People who don't worry too much about what others are doing

* Sitting at an outside bar at sunset, preferably at a lake or beach.

* Learning new things

* Trivia



I don't like:

* Lazy people

* Opera

* Bad Grammar and Spelling (you don't have to be perfect, but at least use periods and get the spelling close enough that I can at least sound out the intended word)

* Woos

* People who send chain letters and other Spam to me or those who are dumb enough to open attachments in emails that contain viruses

* Reality TV

* Wine, Gin, or Vodka

* Stupid people

* Cell phones or people who feel the need to talk on them all the time, especially while driving.

* People who are content at where they are in life and don't care to improve themselves

What I’m doing with my life

Just slaving away for the Man until I win that big lottery! I'm also in training to maybe do a second marathon, assuming I can get in the lottery for the New York City marathon. I really don't like running so that kind of poses a problem there, but if you've ever run one then you know the attraction.

I’m really good at

Well, right now I can tell you I'm not good at filling in surveys. In general though I am a jack of all trades but a master of none. I learn things quickly, so I'm generally capable of doing anything.

The first things people usually notice about me

Probably that bloody butcher knife I'm trying to conceal after yet another victim...ummm, I've said too much here. Please ignore that. It wasn't me!

The six things I could never do without

Dr Pepper...ummm, that's about all that's essential.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to get the money to live life on a beach doing absolutely nothing for the rest of my life.



A few random thoughts:

Why do people insist on driving slow in the left lane or getting pissed off when I don't let them in when they don't use a turn signal?

Will reality TV ever die? It was fun for a while, but its time has passed. The first ones that need to go are the American Idol and Survivor rip-offs.

Does anyone outside of New York or Boston really give a damn about the Yankees or Red Sox and their stupid rivalry?

What will happen to The Price Is Right when Bob Barker retires? It will never be the same with anyone else.

Does anyone actually read these things?

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out and doing whatever. Usually I'm so tired from the week all I want to do is sit in front of the TV and watch a movie, but I'm always up for going to a bar and having a beer or eight.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Hmmm, a better question would be if there are any secrets I'd keep from complete strangers that I'll only ever have contact with via the Internet.

You should message me if

Your normal and don't mind psycho stalkers tracking your every move.