I'm pretty schmammered right now, but that's probably the best time to write in earnest of the self. I'm a twenty one year old fresh to Oahu from Maui after a deportation from Scotland (Message me, I'll make it into a raucous affair) peering into this murky depth for any sort of connection I can get. I'm rather alone at the moment, and my hours of work keep me from being socially accessible otherwise. (Mid day till midnight, essentially).

I'm going to UH to become either A: an ambassador (because how sweet would that be) or B: a writer...with any job I can scrounge up to make a living and not starve to death on the side. As it stands, though, I'm working at Queen's as a Security guard, biding time until the new year. Terribly alone for the moment. It's a cryin' shame!

I've been told that I'm a chucklemeister of sorts, but that's really not something that I can assess with any degree of artistic integrity. I do enjoy writing, though, and that's something that I've been generally recognized as interesting while doing. (I reaaallly shouldn't be writing this while intoxicated, but I'll never get around to it otherwise).

I have a British accent, a boisterous laugh, and smile like a grand ass when confronted with anything frightening.

I can't place a favorite on anything, but some of my top picks for books are: The Importance of Being Earnest, 100 Years of Solitude, David Copperfield, and Survivor. They're all rather grand. Beyond that I'm about as affected as a devout Taoist (not particularly).

Dogs and family, three each. I'm sloppy and they're all I love, my dogs, me mum, and me brothe's. (pronounced brothez. Imagine it real British-like)

Rhapsodious romances and sonnetic sillies.
And ways to make my parents quite happy. I do owe them a very large lot, those two.

Working till' 11, then heading home to see my mates and watch something silly.

I've been playing video games (and I mean real PC gaming) since I was just a lad in 2nd grade.

You didn't mind my antics above. If you like flight of the conchords that's a plus.