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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:38am
White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty schmammered right now, but that's probably the best time to write in earnest of the self. I'm fresh to Oahu from Maui after a deportation from Scotland (Message me, I'll make it into a raucous affair) peering into this murky depth for any sort of connection I can get. I'm rather alone at the moment, and my hours of work keep me from being socially accessible otherwise. (Mid day till midnight, essentially).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm going to UH to become either A: an ambassador (because how sweet would that be) or B: a writer...with any job I can scrounge up to make a living and not starve to death on the side. As it stands, though, I'm working at Queen's as a Security guard, biding time until the new year. Terribly alone for the moment. It's a cryin' shame!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told that I'm a chucklemeister of sorts, but that's really not something that I can assess with any degree of artistic integrity. I do enjoy writing, though, and that's something that I've been generally recognized as interesting while doing. (I reaaallly shouldn't be writing this while intoxicated, but I'll never get around to it otherwise).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a British accent, a boisterous laugh, and smile like a grand ass when confronted with anything frightening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can't place a favorite on anything, but some of my top picks for books are: The Importance of Being Earnest, 100 Years of Solitude, David Copperfield, and Survivor. They're all rather grand. Beyond that I'm about as affected as a devout Taoist (not particularly).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dogs and family, three each. I'm sloppy and they're all I love, my dogs, me mum, and me brothe's. (pronounced brothez. Imagine it real British-like)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rhapsodious romances and sonnetic sillies.
And ways to make my parents quite happy. I do owe them a very large lot, those two.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working till' 11, then heading home to see my mates and watch something silly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been playing video games since I was just a lad in 2nd grade.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You didn't mind my antics above. If you like flight of the conchords that's a plus.