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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Today – 7:07am
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Korean (Somewhat), Swedish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Jack of All Trades, admittedly sometimes just a Jack-ass of All Trades -- When working I have to maintain a serious/professional demeanor but when I'm around family and friends I can be pretty goofy.

I like and I'm good at what I do professionally (and un-professionally) but there's always plenty more to learn and my life is made richer by the people around me and the experiences I share with them.

I'm not religious, but growing up I had to go to church *every* Sunday so some of the values (Be honest (NO those pants don't make your butt look fat), be nice to other people (unless they're just douches), put your shopping cart away (instead of randomly ditching it in the parking lot), etc.) have ostensibly rubbed off.

With that said, the one thing I'm absolutely certain of is that I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with the people from Bible Study.

I'm an idealist but my idealism is tempered by the practical realities of life. I dream of world peace and so on, but just getting people to return their shopping carts would be an accomplishment.

Any children or dogs in any of my pictures are not my own -- I do desperately want a dog, though I don't want to be a single parent.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've spent most of my adult life in academia and developing my career.

I moved to Colorado to focus a little less on working and more on living. I then moved to Philadelphia and Cambridge, MA (For professional reasons -- Apparently, the working less thing didn't completely take).

I have experienced the un-holy trinity of bad weather, heavy drinking, and sports fanaticism, and I have lived to tell the tale.

Adding three spaces at the end of a sentence -- To make up for the extra one they're saying you don't need.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out these essays and returning shopping carts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I might say totally outrageous things -- The ones who laugh often become friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to keep our country from succumbing to the English model of society, that ants are, collectively, smarter than humans (Ever seen ants get in a traffic jam). That the world would be a better place if everyone rode a bicycle. Why my brain keeps interpreting OK Cupid as "OK Stupid."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a secret fear that as things like phones get faster and smarter, that I am getting dumber and dumberer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't immediately assume I'm conceited just because I'm so smart, good-looking, and successful -- Come on, you shouldn't come to that conclusion until much, much later, after you have the chance to really get to know me!

If you did immediately assume I'm conceited, you should message me anyway, maybe you'll change your mind.

Oh, and thanks for all the "Likes" and the like, but since I can't actually see who my fans are here, you might as well send me a message.