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DonkeyHoeT

42 Irvine, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Korean (Okay), Swedish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm moving back to southern California after four years away in Colorado, the east coast, and the CO Rocky Mountains (near Vail for ski season).

I like to think of myself as a Jack of All Trades. . .But maybe sometimes I'm just a Jack-ass of All Trades -- When I'm around family and friends I can be pretty goofy.

I like and I'm good at what I do professionally (and un-professionally) but there's always plenty more to learn and my life is made richer by the people around me and the experiences I share with them.

I'm not religious, but growing up I had to go to church *every* Sunday so some of the values (Be honest (NO those pants don't make your butt look fat), be nice to other people (unless they're just douches), put your shopping cart away (instead of randomly ditching it in the parking lot), etc.) have ostensibly rubbed off.

With that said, the one thing I'm absolutely certain of is that I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with the people from Bible Study.

I'm an idealist but my idealism is tempered by the practical realities of life. I think it's important to keep dreams like world peace alive, but I think simple, everyday things like putting your shopping cart back is where it really all begins.

Any children in any of my pictures are not my own -- I do desperately want a dog, though I don't want to be a single parent.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've spent most of my adult life in academia and developing my career. I moved to Colorado to focus a little less on working and more on living. I then moved to Philadelphia and Cambridge, MA (For professional reasons -- Apparently, the working less thing didn't completely take).

I have experienced the un-holy trinity of bad weather, heavy drinking, and sports fanaticism, and I have lived to tell the tale.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out these essays
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some people (my kind of people) notice that I'm not being serious most of the time. Others might or might not notice this the 273rd time around, some people never seem to realize that the more *outrageous* the comment, the less likely it is that I'm being serious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to keep our country from succumbing to the English model of society, that ants are, collectively, smarter than humans (Ever seen ants get in a traffic jam), and why it is that there seem to be a fair number of attractive, interesting women here that I have yet to run into while out and about the city.

Why my brain keeps interpreting OK Cupid as "OK Stupid."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a secret fear that as things like phones get faster and smarter, that I am getting dumber and dumberer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't immediately assume I'm conceited just because I'm so smart, good-looking, and successful -- Come on, you shouldn't come to that conclusion until much, much later, after you have the chance to really get to know me!