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Donna-Zita

34 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–46
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
0′ 9″ (0.23m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have a great interest in fairness. Recently I noticed that my bungling boyfriend has been participating in the odious act of surfing dating sites when not in my presence. This will most likely lead to nothing but trouble in the relationship but it seems only just that I participate in this activity as well.

While striving for equality, it came to my attention that Tom from Myspace is my perfect match (truly one made in heaven). In another move that will surely cause strife in the relationship, months ago my companion and I chose to compile a list of three people we could receive pleasure immeasurable from without any of the normal cheating consequences. Thus far, the only person I have seriously considered for my list is David Cross (unless you count my recurring Michael Ian Black/wedding cake dream as serious consideration) but I am hesitant to commit not being sure that David would be interested in the extreme pleasure that awaits him were he to be added to my list. The hard place is staring me in the face and I can feel jagged pieces of rock cutting into my back as I am faced with the decision of leaving David off the list and instead adding a young, hot computer mogul in his place, who may also lack the appropriate interest in pleasuring me. What is a girl to do? If only River Phoenix were still alive and possessed by Prince's spirit, equipped with Ramachandran's brain, and as skilled at rubbing as my presently obdurate partner - I would then only need one spot on my list.

UPDATE: The list is no more as I received a box filled with my belongings from my boyfriend (now ex) today. If you have a love of poker, sci-fi, endless rubbing (you rub me), games, intellectual pursuits, art, water, and the sun - I am newly single and an emotional wreck so let the dating begin!

UPDATE ON THE UPDATE: My nearly perfect ex-boyfriend has e-mailed me concerning reconciliation. As long as he does not mind being in a relationship with an extremely emotional and crazy yet regretful lady then I will extend an invitation for just that. Stay tuned for further updates.

FINAL UPDATE: Bungling boyfriend will fill the role of the future Mr. Zita. All rubbing is officially his duty now although I will continue to receive all due profile praise.

I am bombastic, droll, and impiously peccant
What I’m doing with my life
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Planning the geekiest of all weddings and searching for the perfect grad school because I have discovered, in the words of Lloyd Dobler, that...I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that.
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you don't mind baggage and would love nothing more than to fulfill my every wish.