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47 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Omnivorous atheist explorer who admires large collections of anything and slavish devotion to meaningless tasks. Language pedant trying not to be too pedantic. Extremely direct, unflinchingly honest, polite but not a pushover. Love my family and friends fiercely. Don't have a television but do have a home theater for movies. Tend not to use the first-person pronoun and omit subject altogether. Public radio supporter. Intellectual egghead who loves the swine pleasures.

And thanks anyway, but I'm not interested in being friends with benefits unless we're actually already friends or the benefits include health and dental.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Circus, teaching, traveling, writing, and searching out unfamiliar food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making connections and drawing parallels.
Making dinner out of whatever is in the house.
Interacting with two-year-olds.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Prehensile tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Doesn't it seem kind of seventh grade to judge people by what music they listen to? You love Eminem and Led Zeppelin? Me too! And how many million other people? On the other hand, if you actually like Mariah Carey, we won't be a good fit.

Reading = sexy.

Food = sex.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My American passport. Ten years ago I would have also named my eyeglasses, but since then lights have carved my corneas.

Here are some things that make me happy: garlic, thrift stores, exotic fruit, chili, adhesive bandages, memory foam, tea, and street vendors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Industrial adhesives. How can glue hold cardboard together well enough to make a milk carton without leeching in and poisoning us? How is the glue on the one corner different so it can open without ripping the paper? How does another glue hold toilet paper or paper towels to the cardboard without soaking through multiple layers of the paper product?

How glass was invented and whether I could make glass by melting sand (what would you hold the sand in?). And why does adding more lead turn glass into crystal?

I'm a dilettante though. I don't really want the answers. I enjoy the questions. I've got more too, and I'm not just making them up to fill in this box because if I were they wouldn't answer the question.

Addendum: Food. Really I spend more time thinking about food than anything else. I always want to eat something new, strange, and strongly flavored, and I'll go to pretty extreme lengths to do so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is my least booked night. Ask me out?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't make first contact. That's not a reflection of my personality; it's a screen. I want to be with a man who asked me out. If you're reading this far, you're either interested in me or an OKC anthropologist. If it's the former, go look at my pics (ha ha, you already did that, duh), and then if you're still seeing possibility, ask me out. You'll have seen my profile, and I'll have gotten a message, so we'll each have already passed one screen.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet and you're willing to name a time and place (I don't need new penpals, thanks).

You make decisions based on emotion, intellect, science and morality not on the dictates of god or other imaginary friends, astrology, feng shui, psychic healers, or belief in any other supernatural process.

You don't care too much what other people eat or drink.

Your age and my age are both within the range you want to date.

If you make me laugh, walk on the street side, or can crack my back, I may swoon.