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30 M Canton, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm getting in touch with who I am day by blessed day. I spent so much of my life trying to be anybody else I lost track of me.
One thing I know is that when the mood hits me I can turn out some decent poetry or art.
I'm an emotional guy so heads up there. Women said since I was a kid that they want men to be more in touch with there emotions but instead of making me irresistible to women they ask me if I'm gay. Kinda ticked about that but what can you do?
So there is no confusion later I smoke herb.
I nor anyone with half a brain to do the research considers herb a drug so I left that area blank. I know some of you do though.
It is medicine given from God and I believe this with all my heart,
So go ahead and cast your judgment it wont bother me, I'm too medicated to care what you think of me.
Learn something.I believe you never stop learning and I do not intend to.

As for the women I'm looking for I love to make people laugh it gives me a sense of fulfillment that nothing else can top but I also love to laugh. I find women with a sense of humor the most fascinating and attractive feature she can possess, though there's other stuff about ladies that drive me to madness. . . umm, we'll cover that kind of stuff later (blushes)
This next part hasn't made me the most popular guy but I refuse to be swayed. I like what I like.
I don't care what society says make people attractive I'm tired of all the fake.
That includes make-up, high heels, the thong, hair extensions, plastic surgery, hair dye, The wonder bra???
I want a woman that's got her mind together and who is happy with who they are.
I've met women with short hair want long hair and vice-versa brunettes want to be blond,
It drives me bonkers that no one is satisfied with who they are.
Therefore I'm holding out for someone who wont sell there body to the commercial ideal of what a woman is or looks like.
And just so we are clear I don't believe in shaving either. I like a woman whom looks like an adult not a prepubesant teenager. Now I know that sounds like info for later but I cannot express that enough I will not get involved with someone whom wants to look like a little girl down there. Besides isn't shaving a pain in the buttocks?
You would think that this stuff would be right up some women's ally what with the feminist movement and all but nooooo
Tell a women she looks like a clown preparing to defend her clown village and she no longer wants to talk to you.
But listen even you women who are grabbing your pitchforks and calling the Lifetime network in mass droves need to understand that you are beautiful without all this superficial crap.
How can I find out who you are if your so busy hiding it behind this fakery.
And your missing out cause the guy your supposed to be with cause he would love every one of your (so called) flaws
but he moves on cause he can't see em.
You ever think about that?

I want someone I can share everything with.
And when we aren't together and see something crazy
we automatically put it in story form so we can tell eachother later.
I've been called a teddybear before and if cuddling were a sport
I'd be the star player on the team
but I havn't found the one I want to share that with yet.
I'm learning new stuff everyday about how honesty though harsh can keep a relationship
a happy one but havn't been in one in years due to the dating pool needing a good scrubbing
So I'm fresh out of the box
but just know that unless you're clean and have something more to say to me
than "Do you think I'm pretty" you keep your grubby hands to yourself.

:) I'm not a very popular guy...
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a college student and beginner gardener with three summers experience in the fine art of digging. . . loooots of digging.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh for one and I like to do that in many ways.
Weather it be by poem, song, dance, or sketch, I'm usually able to find a way to get you to show me them cheesy grins.
The first things people usually notice about me
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deffinlly da beard ya gotta go wit da beard deffinly. ( ya know its hard to convey rain man in text ) P.S. I do a passible rain man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jeeze you gotta squeeze all of that in one spot alright mac were officially under construction complete with all the orange cones, hard hats, and neet little metal pail lunchboxes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a liar. I spent most of my life trying to make my life sound cooler than it really is instead of practicing things that improve my life and by proxy would make me cool. My mouth moves without much effort now and it takes some willpower to stay silent, but just because the lie doesn't come out of my mouth that doesn't mean It hadn't crossed my mind.
I'm also a big dummy. You know those guys that haul around heavy loads and dig holes but aren't usefull in any other ways without supervision and guidance. . . Ya that's me. Without the 2 previously mentioned variables I'm liable to mess things up.
Still reading? Lets keep going shall we.
I get depressed real easy sometimes and don't want to drag myself out of bed even though I couldn't pinpoint what is causing me to be depressed.
Well If my tirade about fake women didn't scare you off then this surely will. . . but if not. . . If you're willing to work with me as I try do undo the damage of my childhood then don't be afraid to shoot me a message. I'm shy and I like women that aren't afraid to take the initiative.
You should message me if
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you found any of the above funny.
you thought any of the above sucked. and why.