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Donotbecrazy

31 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a basketball coach. I have been coaching since I was 16. It's my passion and I love it.
What I’m doing with my life
Coaching the countries best basketball players. I like to eat, drink, and well be obnoxious.
I’m really good at
Shooting jumpers, serving up aces, drinking champagne, eating every potato chip in the house, leaving laundry in the dryer, ordering too much food, and of course spending money
The first things people usually notice about me
My numerous facial expressions and my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cliche, but book wise it's The Catcher in the Rye but to name a few 1984, Notes from Underground, and Invisible Man. Other pieces that really changed my life are The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, the man who lived underground, and Letter from Birmingham Jail.

My favorite movie is Who Framed Roger Rabbit and one of these days you're gonna die laughing....

Food: dry aged ribeye, charcuterie plates, ratatouille, yellowtail sashimi, pho, Texas BBQ, triggerfish, foie gras, crabs from the bay,oysters, caviar, pasta al dente, and the list goes on and on

Music: The Weeknd, Three Six Mafia, Lorde, Elton John, Lil Wayne, Hall & Oats, Ghostland Observatory,The Knife, Yelle, Rick Ross, Gregory Isaacs, Rick James, Earth Wind and Fire, Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Daft Punk, UGK, Bill Withers, R Kelly, Pink Martini, Rolling Stones, Nicki Minaj, 2 Chainz, the list goes on and on... I like all types of music for the most part.
The six things I could never do without
Good company(wine): you can't have good company without good wine so they are synonymous.

Pillows full of down: typically at least 6, they make sleeping in bed and lounging on some upholstery the thing to do.

Bacon: nuff said it's the jenkins

Basketball: I went to the University of Arizona for 5.5 spectacular years of college basketball dominance. I also was an optimistic wizards fan now I am just a delusional one.

Avocados: They never fail me just like bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why okc doesn't have a body type as svelte. I am 190 pounds which at my height is normal but definitely not average. Honestly most of my day I am thinking about what I am going to cook. I believe in fresh seasonal ingredients. I don't spend a lot of time thinking about how to write a better profile. I view this page as a rough draft. The only way for me to see if we have connection would be to meet in person. I am fine pen palling for a little bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recovering from Thursday night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not crazy, you feel like it, and you're looking for a tall handsome funny person.