"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
-Dr. Evil

Hey, I'm Mark. I enjoy listening to some good tunes, watching movies, preferably action, comedies or thrillers, or just crashing in front of the tv. I also like playing board/card games, and video games or sports like soccer, and badminton.

I also love catching some rays at the beach, hitting the gym, sipping a cold one by a campfire, and spending time with friends, family, and pets. I try to catch some Jets or Bomber games when I can, along with going bowling or going to a concert.

I consider myself open minded, and I try my best to treat others how I'd want to be treated. I've also been known to be a bit of a smartass at times. All in good fun. I'm more of a nightowl, than an early bird, and I'm a big hockey fan. Which some might just classify as being Canadian. =P

Still in the process of figuring that out. I suppose trying to find my purpose, or place in the world, just like everyone else.

I'm not too sure what to write for what I'm "Really" good at.

I've been complimented on being friendly, easygoing and approachable. Which was a little bit of a shock to me, since I'm usually pretty shy, which I thought others interpreted as not being very friendly. The more you know.

Physically probably those sweet baby blues. ;)

Fave Bands: 30 Seconds to Mars, Alexisonfire, Bullet For My Valentine, Faber Drive, Family Force 5, Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, Madina Lake, Paramore, Protest the Hero, Rise Against, Sick City, Skillet, Tegan and Sara

Fave TV Shows: Supernatural, Fringe, Grimm, The Walking Dead, Being Human, Covert Affairs, Continuum, Lost Girl, Revolution, Person of Interest, Alphas, Falling Skies, Hell on Wheels, How I Met Your Mother, Workaholics, Simpsons, South Park, Craig Ferguson, Conan, AFV, Ridiculousness, Hockey

Fave Movies: 21 Jump Street, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Avengers, Batman Begins, The Bourne Series, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, the Die Hard series, Enemy of the State, the Final Destination trilogy, Inception, Star Trek, The Sum of All Fears, the Terminator series, X-Men First Class

Fave Book: The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit

Fave Foods: I love fruit, especially apples. I've taken to liking spicier foods in the last couple years, I suppose my palete is growing.

Beyond the "Basics" such as: Food, Air, Shelter, Sleep

-Family/Friends
-Humour/Laughter
-Music/Tv
-Eyes/Sight
-Trust/Honesty
-My Brain, yeah I went there

I spend a lot of time thinking about spending a lot of time thinking about what a waste of time it is to spend so much time thinking about what I spend so much time thinking about.

Out with friends, relaxing at home, going with the flow.

I don't really hate pants... I just really really really don't like them.

I played the lead in my high school's musical of Grease, which alot of people are surprised to hear, since I tend to gravitate more towards the shy side of the tree.

... you're intrigued. I'm always up for meeting new people.

I'm not really one to initiate first contact. So feel free to cast the first stone.