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DontEvenLiftBro

27 M West Chester, PA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Quailman, I'm totally not Doug Funny. Not at all. Anyway, I got on here to meet some Damsels. Have a quail time, get quail drunk and make some friendships. Not really sure what the point to this site is beyond that.
What I’m doing with my life
i fight crime with my trusty companion Quail-dog. If you can't handle my reckless abandon for my own personal safety as I haunt the dark streets of West Chester, then it's best you step off before you get Quail-stepped on.
I’m really good at
Fighting Crime
Stopping Dr Klotzensteins Nefarious Deeds
Crushin Hard on the damsel in distress
Saving that damsel in distress (90% Success rate!)
The first things people usually notice about me
The Styling belt, and my uniform, and totally not that fact that I could be mistaken for the devilishly handsome Doug Funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything on Nickelodeon and Disney, especially that show Doug, it's hilarious, although, I'm not Doug Funny, why would you ever make that connection?

I'm not a picky eater, I don't have a favorite food. I guess Good Food would be my favorite food. I wouldn't ever eat quail though. That's just barbaric.
The six things I could never do without
My Quail-Belt
Quail Dog
Quail Car
Quail Cave
Quail Lab
Quail Cycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quail things, like how to better defeat my nemesis. I also enjoy bsing with my best bud, my compradre, my side kick, my hombre, mis amigo, the Silver Skeeter.
On a typical Friday night I am
answering the quail call of ladies in distress, lots of rooftop stalking too.

I also play a lot of video games with my buddy the Silver Skeeter, together though, we save the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my secret identity, to the right damsel.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want a laugh