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36 Droitwich, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Catalan (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In light of just getting insults as replies as of the last year or so I'm changing this profile 14/11/2014. I'm a long-term unemployed paranoid schizophrenic and I hate the town I live in and just about everyone in it but don't have the guts to leave. Got a ton of physical health issues related to drinking myself to sleep every night and smoking 50 a day. I'm also significantly overweight and do little excersise. Now go ahead and insult me fuckers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck all. Looking after my flat. It's pretty nice. I can afford it. The people at the job centre cut me a lot of slack. I've probably got a much easier life than you. Fuck you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I studied Modern Languages at Cambridge where I gained a scholarship for academic excellence. You probably didn't. I know my spelling and grammar here suggest otherwise but that's my fucking prerogative.

I could smoke rollups for Britain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Better taste than you. I can quote obscure French poetry and have been collecting vinyl long before you hipster fucks. I also don't give a shit about your favorite fucking superhero movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stupid fucking question. Next.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fucking lonely I am. Been fucking lonely for over 20 years now. Starting not to care. Starting the inevitable slide towards death, aided by a pretty unhealthy lifestyle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the pub with a bunch of UKIP-voting pricks because it's the only place with a decent smoking area round here, and then back to drink wine, get high and watch something like Road Trip because I just don't give a shit any more and it reminds me of 1999 before I went totally fucking insane.
You should message me if
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You're an 18-year old blonde. No skanks.

As of the last two weeks I've been trying to get back into online dating, and have had four replies here. Three of them have been insulting and pretty vicious with it. The other one turned out to be a webcam model. Kill me now.