Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In light of just getting insults as replies as of the last year or
so I'm changing this profile 14/11/2014. I'm a long-term unemployed
paranoid schizophrenic and I hate the town I live in and just about
everyone in it but don't have the guts to leave. Got a ton of
physical health issues related to drinking myself to sleep every
night and smoking 50 a day. I'm also significantly overweight and
do little excersise. Now go ahead and insult me fuckers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck all. Looking after my flat. It's pretty nice. I can afford it.
The people at the job centre cut me a lot of slack. I've probably
got a much easier life than you. Fuck you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I studied Modern Languages at Cambridge where I gained a
scholarship for academic excellence. You probably didn't. I know my
spelling and grammar here suggest otherwise but that's my fucking
I could smoke rollups for Britain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Better taste than you. I can quote obscure French poetry and have
been collecting vinyl long before you hipster fucks. I also don't
give a shit about your favorite fucking superhero movie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stupid fucking question. Next.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How fucking lonely I am. Been fucking lonely for over 20 years now.
Starting not to care. Starting the inevitable slide towards death,
aided by a pretty unhealthy lifestyle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the pub with a bunch of UKIP-voting pricks because it's the only
place with a decent smoking area round here, and then back to drink
wine, get high and watch something like Road Trip because I just
don't give a shit any more and it reminds me of 1999 before I went
totally fucking insane.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an 18-year old blonde. No skanks.
As of the last two weeks I've been trying to get back into online
dating, and have had four replies here. Three of them have been
insulting and pretty vicious with it. The other one turned out to
be a webcam model. Kill me now.
Who are you looking for?
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