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35 M Droitwich, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:24am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Catalan (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Bored, a bit lonely and feeling stuck in Droitwich, where I do not have many friends any more - a lot have moved far away and/or are settling down with marriages and kids. Hence I am turning to online dating (again - I have a love/hate relationship with this site). The local pub scene doesn't really cut it, as I'm not really looking for grizzly 50+ year-old ukippers or young students back from university.
What I’m doing with my life
Errrrmmm I believe in being 100% honest with these things and that's a pretty direct question that obviously means "What do you do for a living?" so.. not much at the moment. Nada. Taking it easy. I have my reasons and I don't think it will or can last forever (damnit).
I’m really good at
I speak OK French and Spanish, I'm highly literate and numerate - I've had a very academic upbringing.

OK cook, good (slightly off-kilter) sense of humour I think, errrmm.. pretty handy with rolling papers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really dont know. I do get a lot of "looks" around town. You know. I don't think I look or act like the standard Droitwich resident. This could however be the old small town fear/paranoia creeping in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read half as much as I used to but authors I've enjoyed recently include Jon Ronson, Hunter S Thompson, Paul Auster and John Irving. Hmm they are all dudes, which makes me look really open-minded and right-on. Oh dear.

Movies.. I watch a movie just about every night and have some firm favorites. Off the top of my head I'll give my top five as being Singles, LA Story (I'm a sucker for a *good* rom-com), Waking Life, Withnail and I, and Vanishing Point. I don't do much with Horrors, apart from the odd hilarious one like Dog Soldiers or Troll Hunter.

TV shows.. I don't watch much TV but do look up stuff I read about and check it out online. In the last year I've enjoyed Girls (season three ominously not as good as the first two I reckon), the Stewart Lee standup thing and a Rupert Everitt documentary on prostitution (because I love hookers! please message me! I am very lonely!). Honestly not sure I've watched much else TV-wise. Oh.. and Breaking Bad, like every other guy in my demographic.

I also have a small collection of vinyl that'd be very hard to part with.

Food.. Not sure food preference has much impact on romantic suitability but I do hate cheese, unless it's on pizza or toasted sandwiches I make myself. It's almost a phobia.
The six things I could never do without
wine, women and song, tobacco, music, good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the hell I am doing with my life (see question above)
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at the pub, at a friend's place, having friends over to mine, or staying in on my own with wine, playing records and then watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you google my name + hometown you'll find that an air/sea rescue operation once found me naked and asleep inside a catamaran on a cold Norfolk night at 6am.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're completely fucking desperate but also really sexy and nice. No skanks. What the fuck am I supposed to put here anyway? I don't care, my libido's fucked from drinking red wine every evening anyway and I'm just lonely.