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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Today – 5:51am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I grew up in Southern California. I went to a liberal arts school in Ohio. I spent four years teaching fifth grade in New Haven. I like long nights with close friends where we tell stories and play games. I like making great playlists for every season. I don't like pickles.
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to get better at catching pens without looking. Jon Stewart is really good at it, just like he's good at everything else, and it's just not fair.
I’m really good at
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Puns. And cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mom picks out my clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Game of Thrones. Walking Dead, Black Mirror, Parks & Recreation, Cosmos, Silicon Valey, can I still say the Wire?

Books: Italo Calvino, Junot Diaz, Room by Emma Donoghue was amazing. Karen Russell.

Music: Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, Beatles, Stones, Dr. Dog, Soggy Bottom Boys, Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr, Great Good Fine Ok, Beatenberg, St. Paul & the Broken Bones, The Wood Brothers.

Food: All day, everyday. Specifically: Mac & Cheese, Tacos, BBQ, Ice Cream, as often as possible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
french toast, bourbon, ice cream, bacon, cheese, and
Ron Swanson
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
which national park I want to go to next. I've been to 19 and I'm trying to make the most of my annual parks pass this year.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
alone. crying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On my second day of work at my current job, I threw up and pooped in my pants at the same time. That kind of thing changes a man.
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