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My self-summary Propose an edit

"It's a mistake I don't have low self-esteem, I have low esteem for everyone else."-- Daria

I'm a dork. I have a girlfriend and I'm not really looking for another. I'm done unicorn hunting so you needn't worry about me trying to talk you into a threesome.

I am looking for friends though. I've recently looked at my life and realized that in the past few years everyone I like has moved away. So if you like fat nerdboys and want to hang out or something. Say hi. I can talk on and on and on so you won't be bored.

I like movies, and video games, I play both pen and paper and online Role Playing Games, which you know is just more of the big dork thing.

I like bad science fiction and actual literature,I graduated from the University of Pittsburgh with a BA in English Literature and Film. I have been called a male fag hag because all my friends are gay. Which I suppose puts me in a rare class of online game players who are't homophobic.

I waste most of my time, and I firmly believe you can laugh at anything. I often make jokes in poor taste, and live without any particular regrets. Huzzah.

I like to use obscure words, and old words, I used to cartoon and still do from time to time, I made a couple of student films about dorky people and ninjas. I try to use complete sentences when talking online.

I'm in computer game design by trade, it's less fun then you'd expect.

By the way, on a side note, why do they have to have those other similiar users tabs? I mean honestly, it's bad enough that if I go looking I find a dozen people more interesting than me, but to just look down and see the hot and sexy version of myself, that's discouraging. (I mean one actually said, "Is more attractive than Dookaine."

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I work for an online teaching firm designing edutainment. I attend nerd conventions. I bought a fast car because I could. I'm a manual transmission snob.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Playing video games, especially World of Warcraft (2nd Gluth kill ever. www.eminencewow.net) offending people I just meet. Making people laugh. Being loyal to people.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

This is the complete contents of my desk during a move at work. Anything you want to know about me will be answered by this:

A pile of random papers.

Jedi Knight 2 Game.

Illegal copy of photoshop on burned DVD

Illegal copy of a zebrahead album on burned CD.

Complete set of World of Warcraft action Figures

Complete Set of Preacher action Figures

Jay and Silent Bob action figures

Bender action figure

World of Warcraft Calender

Smash Brothers Poster

Dark Knight Joker Poster

Congrats on 100% of Grand Theft Auto 4 Print Out

Hacker Board Game

9 Volumes of Preacher

10 Volumes of Transmetropolitan

4 volumes Alias

4 volumes Ultimates

Wanted Graphic Novel

Single issues of The Boys 9-14

Single issues of Vinyl Underground 1-5

Single issues of Buffy Season 8 1-11

Dark Knight Returns Graphic Novel

Batman: Murder at Wayne Manor

Telephone.

ID Card

Laptop.

A bag of ketchup and mustard packets. Barbeque Sauce, Syrup, Butter, Plastic Forks, Salt, Many condiments.

100 feet of blue cat-5 cable.

Headphones. Right side broken.

A hardcover copy of the book Gameboys.

A Nintendo DS with Guitar Hero on tour peripheral.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

a.) My favorite books are probably, White Noise by DeLilo, Snow Crash by Stephenson, Fierce Invalids home from Hot Climates by Robbins, The Illuminatus Trilogy by Anton Wilson, Murakami,

Comic Books- Preacher, Watchmen, Y: The Last Man, Fables, Punisher (Ennis), Alias, all of Jhonen Vasquez's work, (JTHM, Squee, I Feel Sick.)

b.) Happiness, Garden State, Chasing Amy, Kill Bill v.2, The Secretary, The Zero Effect.

Tv Shows- Daria, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Family Guy, South Park, Berserk.

c.) Postal Service, The Shins, Bright Eyes, Greenday, assorted stuff.

d.) I enjoy cheap pizza, and appetizers.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

"Music, Movies, Microcode, and high speed pizza delivery." (If you know where this is from feel free to message me.)

Also I suppose, people, and creativity.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

I think about the fact that the Lord of the Rings is the most overrated thing ever. I mean I know I should love LOTR, I'm a fat nerdboy with delusions of grandeur. But I'm sorry those movies are soulless and the books moreso. I don't care that they introduced elves, to the world, I don't care that they have their own languages, those books consist of people walking across stupidly renamed steppes and then talking about the history of a made up world. If I wanted to spend hours hearing about the history of a pretend universe, I'd call up my psychotic ex-girlfriend and ask her.

Also I rant a lot. To see my thoughts on life and the universe and everything check out, dookaine.blogspot.com/ (It is very vulgar).

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Depends on the Friday, out, or in, or not.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have the nerdiest tattoo you will ever see. If you ask politely you can see it.

Speaking of body mods I also have a Prince Albert. And no you cannot see it. (Unless you ask very politely)

I once dressed up as a giant blue elf. If you ask super politely I might show you the picture.

You should message me if Propose an edit

If you are bored and looking for someone to chat with who simply cannot be offended, or if you're just bored, I'm generally amused by new people, and I'm usually happy to talk about almost anything.

Feel free to IM me at AIM: dookieagain.

Tests He's Taken View all

Title	His Result	Your Result
Title	His Result	Your Result
The Sexual Experimentation Test	Dilettante	Take it!
Is that a Terrorist or Conservative speaking? A quiz.	70% correct!	Take it!
The Expressionism v. Fingerpaint Test	The Enthusiast	Take it!
The Personality Disorder Test	Histrionic Personality Disorder	Take it!
The real life sex Test	70% sexpertise as defined by the Welsh Institute of Cod-Psychology	Take it!