My dramatic reading service for cringe Facebook/reddit posts is available for children's parties. Disgust guaranteed!
Here's why I'm here, since honesty is better than flowery bullshit:
I work disgustingly long and random hours as a freelancer in the entertainment industry, my life right now resembles the song "cat's in the cradle" and I don't even have kids. Plus, fetlife's web designer thinks that Geocities circa 1997 is the height of what a website should be so fuck that place with a rake.
Let's talk and see if we don't repulse each other, and take it from there.
Also what the shit is with rando women from the woods or 500 miles away who resemble Kim Davis in looks and belief liking me? Ew.
I make a decent living, but this isn't my end goal, I have other plans. It's just right now, it's what I'm good at, and it pays the bills.
Beyond that, just ask.
-being awkward and playing it off as funny
-being awake for waaaaaaaaaay too long
-I'd say 'drinking' but I'm too busy to be an alcoholic
As a consequence, bit heavy on the cynicism
"Blood makes the grass grow green" By Johnny Rico
"The perennial philosophy" Aldous Huxley
"Lords of Chaos" Michael Moynihan
Harry Brown (Michael Caine kills chavs in Birmingham, basically a British version of Man on Fire)
Man on Fire
Dexter, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Adventure Time, Superjail, Venture Brothers....
I have a mad love affair with Stoner/Doom/Sludge metal. I can dig most psychedelic music, but metal is my primary. My favorite band right now is Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats.
Lots of industrial and hardstyle too, but mostly metal.
I don't really have anything I'm fixated on. Depends on the day.
Oh well, guess I'm fucked.