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Doommantia34

28 Medford, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've had an interesting life so far; dropped out of college, trolled Scientology, did a stint in the army, and recently I was chasing n'er-do-wells through a hospital in the twilight hours. Pity that job was so worthless.

Currently I'm a freelance stagehand, but occasionally I do security work for a laugh. I'm equally terrible at both.

I continue to have odd adventures instead of settling down and going back to school, but I need to do it.

As for you? I'd settle for you being amused by my antics and see where it goes from there. Not too difficult, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All the dangerous things for money.

I'm self-learning a bunch of Information Security certifications so I don't have to carry heavy shit for pay the rest of my life. Gotta have goals, right?

Eventually I'll go back to school full time, but I don't necessarily need it for what I do, so I can move slow.

I also make my own mead and beer occasionally, and I'm damn good at it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-improvisation, I always manage to adapt

-my job

-making honey liquor

-being funny
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a bit odd. I don't try to be, but it happens, goes along with my sense of humor (dark, silly). To be more specific, think Doug Stanhope or George Carlin and you get some sense of how fucked up.

As a consequence, bit heavy on the cynicism
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (comic books count too, I suppose):
"Blood makes the grass grow green" By Johnny Rico
"The perennial philosophy" Aldous Huxley
"Lords of Chaos" Michael Moynihan

"The Boys"

"Judge Dredd"

Movies:
Harry Brown (Michael Caine kills chavs in Birmingham, basically a British version of Man on Fire)
Man on Fire
Four Lions

Shows:
Dexter, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Adventure Time, Superjail, Venture Brothers....

Music:
I have a mad love affair with Stoner/Doom/Sludge metal. I can dig most psychedelic music, but metal is my primary. My favorite band right now is Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats.

Lots of industrial and hardstyle too, but mostly metal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, good beer and whiskey, money (not a lot, enough to not be worried all the time), decent friends, a bicycle, and the sun (hurr hurr)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The kind of thoughts that kept me out of the good schools as a child.

I don't really have anything I'm fixated on. Depends on the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Freelance work means that weekends are what you make them. My Friday could be your Monday if I want it to be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There isn't much I really hide about myself if asked. My life has made me brutally honest to a fault at times, including things I know from being in the Army.
You should message me if
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You think this is a good idea.

You're just as terrible at breaking the ice on OKC as I am