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Doommantia34

27 M Medford, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've had an interesting life so far; dropped out of college, trolled Scientology, did a stint in the army, and recently I was chasing n'er-do-wells through a hospital in the twilight hours. Pity that job was so worthless.

Currently I'm a Bouncer at two venues in the Boston area, and I do stagehand work from time to time. Dangerous, but pay's decent.

I continue to have odd adventures instead of settling down and going back to school, but I need to do it.

As for you? I'd settle for you being amused by my antics and see where it goes from there. Not too difficult, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All the dangerous things for money.

I'm going back to school at BU in the fall to pick up an EMT certification, once the concert season dies out and there's no more stagehand work.

Eventually I'll go back to school full time, but I don't necessarily need it for what I do, so I can move slow.

I also make my own mead and beer occasionally, and I'm damn good at it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-improvisation, I always manage to adapt

-my job

-making honey liquor

-being funny
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a bit odd. I don't try to be, but it happens, goes along with my sense of humor (dark, silly). To be more specific, think Doug Stanhope or George Carlin and you get some sense of how fucked up.

As a consequence, bit heavy on the cynicism
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (comic books count too, I suppose):
"Blood makes the grass grow green" By Johnny Rico
"The perennial philosophy" Aldous Huxley
"Lords of Chaos" Michael Moynihan

"The Boys"

"Judge Dredd"

Movies:
Harry Brown (Michael Caine kills chavs in Birmingham, basically a British version of Man on Fire)
Man on Fire
Four Lions

Shows:
Dexter, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Adventure Time, Superjail, Venture Brothers....

Music:
I have a mad love affair with Stoner/Doom/Sludge metal. I can dig most psychedelic music, but metal is my primary. My favorite band right now is Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, good beer and whiskey, money (not a lot, enough to not be worried all the time), decent friends, a bicycle, and the sun (hurr hurr)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The kind of thoughts that kept me out of the good schools as a child.

I don't really have anything I'm fixated on. Depends on the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at work or trying to find something to fill in this miraculous Friday off. Damn all you people with good, normal jobs and humane hours!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There isn't much I really hide about myself if asked. My life has made me brutally honest to a fault at times.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You think this is a good idea.

You're just as terrible at breaking the ice on OKC as I am