Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've had an interesting life so far; dropped out of college,
trolled Scientology, did a stint in the army, and recently I was
chasing n'er-do-wells through a hospital in the twilight hours.
Pity that job was so worthless.
Currently I'm a freelance stagehand, but occasionally I do security
work for a laugh, and most of the time its for some kind of
convention. I'm equally terrible at both.
I continue to have odd adventures instead of settling down and
going back to school, but I need to do it.
As for you? I'd settle for you being amused by my antics and see
where it goes from there. Not too difficult, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All the dangerous things for money.
I'm self-learning a bunch of Information Security certifications so
I don't have to carry heavy shit for pay the rest of my life. Gotta
have goals, right?
Eventually I'll go back to school full time, but I don't
necessarily need it for what I do, so I can move slow.
I also make my own mead and beer occasionally, and I'm damn good at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-improvisation, I always manage to adapt
-making honey liquor
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a bit odd. I don't try to be, but it happens, goes along with
my sense of humor (dark, silly). To be more specific, think Doug
Stanhope or George Carlin and you get some sense of how fucked
As a consequence, bit heavy on the cynicism
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (comic books count too, I suppose):
"Blood makes the grass grow green" By Johnny Rico
"The perennial philosophy" Aldous Huxley
"Lords of Chaos" Michael Moynihan
Harry Brown (Michael Caine kills chavs in Birmingham, basically a
British version of Man on Fire)
Man on Fire
Dexter, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Adventure Time, Superjail, Venture
I have a mad love affair with Stoner/Doom/Sludge metal. I can dig
most psychedelic music, but metal is my primary. My favorite band
right now is Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats.
Lots of industrial and hardstyle too, but mostly metal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet, good beer and whiskey, money (not a lot, enough to
not be worried all the time), decent friends, a bicycle, and the
sun (hurr hurr)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The kind of thoughts that kept me out of the good schools as a
I don't really have anything I'm fixated on. Depends on the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Freelance work means that weekends are what you make them. My
Friday could be your Monday if I want it to be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There isn't much I really hide about myself if asked. My life has
made me brutally honest to a fault at times, including things I
know from being in the Army.
You should message me if
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You think this is a good idea.
You want a smoke buddy to talk with for hours on end about nothing,
possibly with alcohol involved.
You're really into this kind of music:
You're just as terrible at breaking the ice on OKC as I am
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