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DoomsdayRomantic

23 M Tempe, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
What Critics have to say
"A perfect gentleman!" - USA Today 4 STARS!!!
"A lot of Awesome on the Outside: A little Nerdy on the Inside. Perfect Combo" - NY Times
"A Date with Brandon is comparable to your first Pop Rocks Experience. Simply Unforgettable!" - Playgirl Magazine

Summary of what to expect:

First and foremost, I'll be your haunted host on this journey through my profile! The names Brandon but my employees call me sushi! I am the president of the tempe chapter of Turbojugend which is the denim clad fan club of scandanavian death punk band Turbonegro! I am 23, I work full time, I have a chihuahua named Igor and he is my partner in crime and my sidekick for all things in life, I often find my self overdressing for social situations... ex. oh were going to the movies? I better get my tuxedo.... I live allllllll alone and in a apartment filled with weird spooky and nerdy shit (imagine every stereo typical dude apartment you've ever seen in a movie), I consider myself a bit of a beer snob, I collect vinyl records and I have 4 large tattoo's, and despite the fact that all my t shirts are black and I am about as upbeat as they come!
What I’m doing with my life
Workin.
School.
Preparing for the coming zombie apocalypse.
Fighting vampire cowboys in space.
Being awesome.
Wearing a lot of band shirts.
Collecting vinyl records.
Being the hero Gotham needs but not the one it deserves.
I’m really good at
Discovering new things to watch on netflix.

making an ass of myself.

Being Utterly Fantastic at all Hours.

Being Batman.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wonderful sense of humor! I like to think it makes up for my crippling ugliness..... (most people either find this joke hilarious.. oooor upsetting... )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My Favorite Author is H.P. Lovecraft.

as far as books goes, heres some of my favorites;
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Easter Rising
Killing your self to Live
Dantes inferno
Bram Strokers Dracula
1984
Athem
Animal Farm
Blood Meridian
Dharma Punx

Movies
Nightmare Before Christmas
Evil Dead / Army of Darkness
Hell Raiser
The Omen
They Live
Horror
Comedies
Documentaries
Campy Action Movies with Bad Lines
Basically anything from History Channel documentaries to House of 1000 Corpses

TV Shows
Sword Art Online
Attack on Titan
How I met your Mother
Invader Zim
Ghost Adventures
Adventure Time
Tales from the Crypt
The I.T. Crowd
Dr. Who
Torch Wood
Spaced
The Mighty Boosh
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Arrested development
pokemon
digimon
all the great 90's cartoons

Music

I like both kinds of music, country AND western!

but in all seriousness I have eclectic taste in music...
Top 4 favorite band: 1) Alkaline Trio 2) Night Birds 3) Turbonegro 4) Harley Poe
Punk Rock
pop punk
Ska
Jazz
Rockabilly
Psychobilly
Metal (and all its various sub genres, especially death, black, and thrash metal)
swing
roots country
terrible 80's music
90's garbage
The six things I could never do without
1) Sense of Humor
2) My Grandmother
3) Water
4) Music
5) Horror movies
6) Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
records, the internet, food, cats, zombie apocalypse, haunted houses, ghost stories, music, video games, my future, tattoos, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am fighting vampire cowboys in space. OR more likely I am at work, or listening to records, OR keeping the streets of Gotham safe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate the Beatles, there I said it, and you just pressed back on your browser because of it. I don't judge others on whether or not they like the beetles I am just not a fan.

ALSO I am kind of into the kinkier side of things sooooo theres that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are looking for someone for late night talks and spontaneous road trips to places we've never been. or you find your self often being over dressed for casual situations.