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23 M Scottsdale, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:12pm
Asian, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What Critics have to say
"A perfect gentleman!" - USA Today 4 STARS!!!
"A lot of Awesome on the Outside: A little Nerdy on the Inside. Perfect Combo" - NY Times
"A Date with Brandon is comparable to your first Pop Rocks Experience. Simply Unforgettable!" - Playgirl Magazine

Summary of what to expect:

The names Brandon! I'll be your haunted host on this journey through my profile! First off I am 23, I'm half Japanese, I have a kickass job working for Dr. Martens, I am an amature spray painter, I have 2 dogs, a chihuahua / boston terrier mix named Igor, and a Giant black pug named Bear, I live alone with the pups and I consider myself a bit of a beer snob, I collect vinyl records, horror movies and autographed band posters and show fliers. I have 5 tattoos ( 2 on my left shoulder 3 going from my right shoulder to my wrist) and despite the fact that all my t shirts are black I am about as upbeat as they come!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Hanging out with my dogs.
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
Fighting vampire cowboys in space.
Being awesome.
Wearing a lot of band shirts.
Collecting records.
Being the hero Gotham needs but not the one it deserves.
Making stencils and painings
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making stencils!

Discovering new things to watch on netflix.

making an ass of myself.

Making smart ass remarks to things people say.

Being Utterly Fantastic at all Hours.

Being Batman.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wonderful sense of humor! I like to think it makes up for my crippling ugliness..... (most people either find this joke hilarious.. oooor upsetting... )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My Favorite Authors are H.P. Lovecraft. and Hunter S. Thompson

as far as books goes, heres some of my favorites;
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Easter Rising
Killing your self to Live
Dantes inferno
Bram Strokers Dracula
Animal Farm
Blood Meridian
Dharma Punx

Nightmare Before Christmas
corpse bride
Evil Dead / Army of Darkness
Hell Raiser
Donnie darko
Fear and loathing
Shaun of the dead
Monty python
Young Frankenstein
house of 1000 corpses
stay alive (I know its terrible but I love it)

Campy Action Movies with Bad Lines
foreign films

TV Shows
Sword Art Online
Attack on Titan
How I met your Mother
Invader Zim
Ghost Adventures
Adventure Time
Tales from the Crypt
The I.T. Crowd
Dr. Who
Torch Wood
The Mighty Boosh
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Arrested development
all the great 90's cartoons


I like both kinds of music, country AND western!

but in all seriousness I have eclectic taste in music...
Top 4 favorite band:
1) Alkaline Trio
2) Night Birds
3) Turbonegro
4) Harley Poe

as far as genres go....

Punk Rock
pop punk
Metal (and all its various sub genres, especially death, black, and thrash metal)
roots country
terrible 80's music
90's garbage
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Sense of Humor
2) My Grandmother
3) Water
4) Music
5) Horror movies
6) Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
records, the internet, food, cats, zombie apocalypse, haunted houses, ghost stories, music, video games, my future, tattoos, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am fighting vampire cowboys in space. OR more likely I am at work, or listening to records, OR keeping the streets of Gotham safe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like the Beatles, there I said it, and you just pressed back on your browser because of it.

ALSO I am kind of into the kinkier side of things sooooo theres that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are looking for someone to spend the rest of your halloweens with. You wanna have a mst3k marathon. You live for all things horror. You like tattooed horror obsessed asian guys with awesome taste in music.