Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like fancy things.
I want to cook for you.
I have about as much game as a 5-year-old.
I've been playing drums for 13 years; it's kinda my thing.
I like your lazy eye, your stretchmarks, your asymmetrical face,
your love handles... All the things you're self conscious about are
probably my favorite things about you.
Let's ride bikes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I ride my bike every day.
I make music, take care of stray cats, write, read, and exercise.
Video games are fun sometimes.
I work in the kitchen at Whole Foods. It's pretty amazing. I get
paid to cook awesome food with wonderful people at a company that's
actively trying to make the world a better place.
(I've been searching for a DnD group for ten years.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Appreciating your quirks, flaws, and imperfections
The first things people usually notice about me
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-Super swole-ass biking legs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
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Books- Mostly hard science fiction. I have a handful of books on
sexuality and gender- they're fun to read about.
Movies- The Life Aquatic, Burn After Reading, and Walk Hard are
some of my favorites. Also, awkward independent movies with weird
plots. You know the ones I'm talking about.
Shows- Pretty much Star Trek TOS and X Files.
Music- Lately I've been listening to Future Islands' Undressed
album, Fleetwood Mac, Renaissance Sound, Modest Mouse, Neil Young,
and Maps & Atlases. (Death Cab's early albums are a guilty
pleasure of mine.)
Food- How much I like something is heavily dependent upon how well
it mixes with Sri Racha.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not including the smartass answers like "oxygen".
-Something to read
-Pen and paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-What I can do to be a better person and morality in general
-How terrible money is
-Syncopations and polyrhythms
-How fucking beautiful the world is
-How I'm gonna fix all these stray cats
-How awful people are to each other
-How wonderful people are to each other
-Which planets would be the most practical to terraform,
interstellar travel, sentient life on other planets
-Gender, sexuality, and how neither are binary
More often I'm either focused on the present or cringing about
something stupid I did years ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work until 11. After that, if I'm feeling social, I usually hang
out with any number of my awesome neighbors. If not, I stay in and
The only time I really go out on Friday's is if there's a
particular show I want to catch or if someone gives me another good
reason. The crowds are ridiculous. I'd rather do stuff on a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I recently got over an eating disorder. It was a big deal.
**One year ED free on 2/8/15**
You should message me if
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-You're a badass and feel like you could show me something
-You wanna talk about eating disorders and body image
-You can improvise musically
-You wanna ride bikes and you're not afraid to take the lane
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