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25 M Singapore, Singapore

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  • Ages 18–26
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Art / Music / Writing
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Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Here's me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm trapped in a nutshell, somebody get me out of here!"

Okay, that joke is stolen from Austin Powers but I can't help but laugh my toenails off whenever I hear literal jokes like these.

Right. Seriously now.

I like to imagine that I have a Greater Purpose in Life and going around doing quests to earn imaginary points.

For example, I've backpacked solo across the length of South East Asia - from Vietnam all the way back to Singapore via Cambodia, Thailand and Malaysia by land (only trains and buses) to watch football in all the countries (yes, out of my own free will).

I'm planning another adventure to replicate the Lord of The Rings by hiking from The Shire to Mount Doom. Yes, it's possible, since both places are on the same island in New Zealand. Only that they are about 250km apart.

Either that or a backpacking trip across Japan for the Fuji Rock Fest and the Summer Sonic Festival.

So that should give you a rough idea of who I am: I like football, am a nerd, love rock music and I live in my imaginary adventure-filled world!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a word mercenary, which is a fancy term for writer. I spew out words about football (British, not American) for a living.

In fact: you pay, and I'll write about anything you want. Heck, I'll even describe how fascinating Justin Bieber's non-existent chest hair is if you pay me enough.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with ridiculous similes. E.g. "The rain is heavier than an obese man at a fried food convention on Jupiter."

And asking questions. If I ask too many questions, I apologise - it's just the journalist in me yearning to be free, much like an Alien Chestburster.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How I'm always trying to hand out bees. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Alright, bad joke.

Oh hey - I guess that's what I'm first noticed for: cringe-worthy jokes!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Haruki Murakami, Stephen King, R.A. Salvatore, Terry Goodkind, Bill Watterson (much wisdom there is in Calvin and Hobbes).

Music: Basically any music which can be played with actual instruments. I have favourites across most genres: Earth Wind & Fire, Foo Fighters, RHCP, Queen, Kasabian, Muse, The Who, The Fire Fight, 五月天 just to name a few.

Food: I don't really have a preference as to actual food (oh, the temerity of this Singaporean ah boy!) Ironically, I love fruits but have an aversion to veggies.

Shows: Mini-series with high production values like Band of Brothers, Sherlock, GoT, Top Gear. Also, I can pretty much remember every line from Friends. Try me.

Movies: 3 Idiots stands out as a favourite. Also, original content (not book adaptations/bad sequels). e.g. Studio Ghibli/Wes Anderson/Quentin Tarantino/Martin Scorcese. Oh, and Stephen Chow is an underrated comedic genius (that's a fact, not an opinion).

Games: I have this perverse attraction to rogue-like games like FTL, Realm of the Mad God, Binding of Isaac.

Dinosaur: Thesaurus. Because it's majestic, imposing, spectacular, awe-inspiring, striking, breathtaking, and awesome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPod Nano (good music), my Kindle (good read), spectacles (bad vision). Yes, I've only mentioned three things (bad math).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My interest is piqued by the most random things - off the top of my head:

Is there a proven cure for hiccups? (yes, there is - but you probably wouldn't want to know it, trust me ಠ_ಠ. Fine, ask me if you really, really want to know - but you've been warned.)

Do Siamese twins pay for a ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Yeah, so there's no such thing as a 'boring' person/subject to me.

Except math. Numbers make me narcoleptic. So I have 819080821321 reasons to... *zzzzzzzzz*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whiling my life away on Reddit or earning my keep at a football match.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't whistle for nuts (I will try for delicious nuts, but I can't). Woe betide me if I'm held hostage by a whistle-loving maniac - I'm as dead as a dodo bird.
You should message me if
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... if you treat everyday life like an adventure!

But hey, don't let me tell you what to do - you can talk to me about Tic Tac flavours, whatever, we live in a democratic country!