Okay, that joke is stolen from Austin Powers but I can't help but laugh my toenails off whenever I hear literal jokes like these.
Right. Seriously now.
I like to imagine that I have a Greater Purpose in Life and going around doing quests to earn imaginary points.
For example, I've backpacked solo across the length of South East Asia - from Vietnam all the way back to Singapore via Cambodia, Thailand and Malaysia by land (only trains and buses) to watch football in all the countries (yes, out of my own free will).
I'm planning another adventure to replicate the Lord of The Rings by hiking from The Shire to Mount Doom. Yes, it's possible, since both places are on the same island in New Zealand. Only that they are about 250km apart.
Either that or a backpacking trip across Japan for the Fuji Rock Fest and the Summer Sonic Festival.
So that should give you a rough idea of who I am: I like football, am a nerd, love rock music and I live in my imaginary adventure-filled world!