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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 24
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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You might recognize me as the Storm Trooper who killed the Ewok in Star Wars Part III (or VI). I enjoy access to air, food, and water. A lack of air, food, and water makes me sad and dead. I work as an engineer because it pays the bills, though, if I had it my way, I would be a village idiot, perhaps a beatnik that bathes. I really enjoy reading, working out, and random conversations. I love taking strange, unrelated ideas and working them in somehow. Along with that, I love learning new languages. Foreign ones, not computer...ok, those too. Feel free to contact me as I am always interested in making new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just moved from Kingsport, TN to Houston, TX. Before that I was Pittsburgh, PA, but before that North Carolina, and even further back El Toro, CA. I like Houston and am trying to figure out what path I want my life to take. Do I want to be an engineer for the rest of my life? Or would I rather capture kittens and raise them in a bottle? Such choices.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh. I command you to laugh! I am also a pretty good cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big blue eyes and my two fists of fury.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Part a) The Lord of the Rings, Sci-fi/fantasy, Standard Handbook of Petroleum and Natural Gas Engineering. I try to keep up on current events by reading The Economist and Gawker.

Part b) Grosse Pointe Blank, The Goonies, about 80% of animated movies, and, again, anything sci-fy/fantasy.

Part c) 80s New Wave/quasi Goth (especially Depeche Mode and The Cure), Electronic, and more rap than you would expect from someone liking the first 2 genres.

Part d) Italian, Thai, Spanish, penguins...pretty much anything edible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Food, Water, Lasers, Monkeys with Lasers, and Dr. Pepper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life, the possibility of paranormal events, and why can't people signal before they switch lanes?
You should message me if
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You have a pulse, like traveling, enjoy "kicking ass and taking names". Just kidding, I am not very proficient at kicking ass...but I can read and write, so I can take names.