Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


33 M Olathe, KS

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Well let's see, as my username suggests, I am a dork. I like to make people laugh and smile. There, we're done, right? Huh? You want more? Oh you're so demanding, ok...

I am pretty easy going and I can be trusting to a fault. I am shy at first, but once I get to know you I warm up real quick. I am intuitive (no, not a mind reader). I wear my heart on my sleeve and am a romantic. Being a romantic, I believe in chivalry and that women are ladies and deserve to be treated as such.

I love all sports, but college football is my favorite. I'm also passionate about the Chiefs, Royals, Sporting KC, Mavericks, & Comets. I'm just an all-around sports fan, whether it's watching or playing.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work as an Email Marketing Analyst for a local company.
I’m really good at
I am awesome at being a dork. What can I say, I'm funny and like to make people laugh and smile. If being a dork makes that happen, well, then so be it. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I may be slightly shy at first and then I open up, maybe my smile, or that I have some bad quirky jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Almost any and all. I've found I enjoy audio books better. It kinda sucks knowing this after I've bought a ton of real books.

- Gladiator
- Expendables (All)
- Rocky (All)
- Rudy
- The Replacements
- My Cousin Vinny
- The list could go on and on, but I like action, comedy, drama, horror, and musicals.

TV Shows:
- The Walking Dead
- True Blood
- Game of Thrones
- Hell's Kitchen

- Meat Loaf
- Nickelback
- Poison
- Trace Adkins
- Toby Keith
- Luke Bryan (and no, not just for the name)
- These are just a few, country and rock are my favorites, but I like pretty much anything except for screaming metal.

- I'm pretty open to just about anything. I can also cook. A couple of my favorite meals to make are grilled salmon and meatloaf (no, not together, that would just be silly).
The six things I could never do without
- Duct Tape
- Pocket Knife
- Rope
- Matches
- Water
- Toilet Paper

Wait - what's that? You want something other than MacGyver's list? Oh, picky-picky. Alright, here it goes...

1) Faith
2) Friends/Family/Pets
3) My Piano
4) Music/TV/Phone
5) Football...err, sports...but mostly football
6) The Love & Affection of that Special Someone...wait for it...awww!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...what it is I'm really thinking about...
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out swing dancing, with friends, or just staying in watching t.v. with my dog and cat (and having a staring contest with them...for the record, I'm losing).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to..., let's talk and you can find out ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You need a laugh or think you can make me laugh (If you have a good joke. I'd love to hear it!)
- You would like to get to know each other and see where things may lead.
- I am not looking for someone to only email/text back and forth. That is great to begin with, but I am looking for someone who either recognizes when it is time to end communication (and communicates that part) or when it is time to meet - I will do the same.