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Dork-Hand-Luke

33 Olathe, KS Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Good Day!...unless you are reading this in the evening, which in that case Good Evening!! Thanks for stopping by, I appreciate it. Soooo, your here to learn a bit about me, right? Well look no further - okay, just a line or two further maybe. I hope you like what you read, and if you do, I encourage you to shoot me. A MESSAGE! SHOOT ME A MESSAGE! If you shoot me that would just be rude.

Well, for starters, I'm old school. I am not a player - never have been and never will be. I am not here for a hook up and believe in building a relationship with someone before going further. I believe in chivalry, values, and that women are ladies and deserve to be treated as such. I open doors (car doors too), pull out chairs (a booth if I could), I never strike, or name call. I am a lover and a fighter; I will love my lady and will fight to defend her. Could you be my lady? I'm a hopeless romantic at heart.

Ok, well that was a little heavy. Now onto the lighter side of me. I have a very fun side. I like to tell jokes, even if they are lame or make you groan. I have a great sense of humor, both clean and dirty. I can be serious when the situation calls for it. But hey, you can't take life too seriously, where's the fun in that?

A few things I like to do...
- Swing Dance
- Play piano
- Hanging out with friends and family
- Chillin' with my dog and cat at home having staring contests (I'm losing by the way)

I love sports, especially college football. I'm also passionate about the Chiefs, Royals, & Sporting KC.

So, this is a sample of who I am. There is a lot more to learn about me that I am willing to share. I'd like to learn about you too. If you are interested or if this made you smile if not laugh then message me and we can see where things go from there.

Thank you for taking the time to read this!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work as an Email Marketing Analyst for a local company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am awesome at being a dork. What can I say, I'm funny and like to make people laugh and smile. If being a dork makes that happen, well, then so be it. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may be slightly shy at first and then I open up, maybe my smile, or that I have some bad quirky jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Almost any and all. I've found I enjoy audio books better. It kinda sucks knowing this after I've bought a ton of real books.

Movies:
- Gladiator
- Expendables (All)
- Rocky (All)
- Rudy
- The Replacements
- My Cousin Vinny
- The list could go on and on, but I like action, comedy, drama, horror, and musicals.

TV Shows:
- The Walking Dead
- True Blood
- Game of Thrones
- Hell's Kitchen

Music:
- Meat Loaf
- Nickelback
- Poison
- Trace Adkins
- Toby Keith
- Luke Bryan (and no, not just for the name)
- These are just a few, country and rock are my favorites, but I like pretty much anything except for screaming metal.

Food:
- I'm pretty open to just about anything. I can also cook. A couple of my favorite meals to make are grilled salmon and meatloaf (no, not together, that would just be silly).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Duct Tape
- Pocket Knife
- Rope
- Matches
- Water
- Toilet Paper

Wait - what's that? You want something other than MacGyver's list? Oh, picky-picky. Alright, here it goes...

1) Faith
2) Friends/Family/Pets
3) My Piano
4) Music/TV/Phone
5) Football...err, sports...but mostly football
6) The Love & Affection of that Special Someone...wait for it...awww!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...what it is I'm really thinking about...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out swing dancing, with friends, or just staying in watching t.v..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to...
...eh, let's talk and you can find out ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You need a laugh or think you can make me laugh (If you have a good joke. I'd love to hear it!)
- You would like to get to know each other and see where things may lead.
- I am not looking for someone to only email/text back and forth. That is great to begin with, but I am looking for someone who either recognizes when it is time to end communication (and communicates that part) or when it is time to meet - I will do the same.

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