Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Good Day!...unless you are reading this in the evening, which in
that case Good Evening!! Thanks for stopping by, I appreciate it.
Soooo, you're here to learn a bit about me, right? Well look no
further - okay, just a line or two further maybe. I hope you like
what you read, and if you do, I encourage you to shoot me. A
MESSAGE! SHOOT ME A MESSAGE! If you shoot me that would just be
Well, for starters, I'm old school. I am not a player - never have
been and never will be. I am not here for a hook up and believe in
building a relationship with someone before going further. I
believe in chivalry, values, and that women are ladies and deserve
to be treated as such. I open doors (car doors too), pull out
chairs (a booth if I could), I never strike, or name call. I am a
lover and a fighter; I will love my lady and will fight to defend
her. Could you be my lady? I'm a hopeless romantic at heart.
Ok, well that was a little heavy. Now onto the lighter side of me.
I have a very fun side. I like to tell jokes, even if they are lame
or make you groan. I have a great sense of humor, both clean and
dirty. I can be serious when the situation calls for it. But hey,
you can't take life too seriously, where's the fun in that?
A few things I like to do...
- Swing Dance
- Play piano
- Hanging out with friends and family
- Chillin' with my dog and cat at home having staring contests (I'm
losing by the way)
I love sports, especially college football. I'm also passionate
about the Chiefs, Royals, & Sporting KC.
So, this is a sample of who I am. There is a lot more to learn
about me that I am willing to share. I'd like to learn about you
too. If you are interested or if this made you smile if not laugh
then message me and we can see where things go from there.
Thank you for taking the time to read this!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work as an Email Marketing Analyst for a local company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am awesome at being a dork. What can I say, I'm funny and like to
make people laugh and smile. If being a dork makes that happen,
well, then so be it. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may be slightly shy at first and then I open up, maybe my smile,
or that I have some bad quirky jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Almost any and all. I've found I enjoy audio books better. It kinda
sucks knowing this after I've bought a ton of real books.
- Expendables (All)
- Rocky (All)
- The Replacements
- My Cousin Vinny
- The list could go on and on, but I like action, comedy, drama,
horror, and musicals.
- The Walking Dead
- True Blood
- Game of Thrones
- Hell's Kitchen
- Meat Loaf
- Trace Adkins
- Toby Keith
- Luke Bryan (and no, not just for the name)
- These are just a few, country and rock are my favorites, but I
like pretty much anything except for screaming metal.
- I'm pretty open to just about anything. I can also cook. A couple
of my favorite meals to make are grilled salmon and meatloaf (no,
not together, that would just be silly).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Duct Tape
- Pocket Knife
- Toilet Paper
Wait - what's that? You want something other than MacGyver's list?
Oh, picky-picky. Alright, here it goes...
3) My Piano
5) Football...err, sports...but mostly football
6) The Love & Affection of that Special Someone...wait for
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...what it is I'm really thinking about...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out swing dancing, with friends, or just staying in watching
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to...
...eh, let's talk and you can find out ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You need a laugh or think you can make me laugh (If you have a
good joke. I'd love to hear it!)
- You would like to get to know each other and see where things may
- I am not looking for someone to only email/text back and forth.
That is great to begin with, but I am looking for someone who
either recognizes when it is time to end communication (and
communicates that part) or when it is time to meet - I will do the
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