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DorkNarcissus

31 M Santa Cruz, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well, let's see...I've always considered myself a pretty funny person, though I tend to have an offensive sense humor. I've gotten to a point in my life where I think that political correctness has no place in the halls of humor. Oh yeah, and I find farts and potty humor hilarious, though I know how juvenile they are.

I am currently the lead coordinator at a local Adult Residential Facility for adults with mental illness (i.e. schizophrenia, schizoaffective disorder). I run a program aimed at providing our residents with pscyhoeducation on managing symptoms and medications as well as improving independent living skills. This work sounds odd to some people, but it has really changed the way I look at how our brains work and how stigma around mental illness hurts people who suffer from them.

I also love to consume and discuss media, especially movies, books, and video games.

So there!
What I’m doing with my life
While I am currently working as a Lead Mental Health Coordinator (see My self-summary), I do plan to go to graduate school sooner or later to get either a MFT or MSW. Ultimately, I would like to become a therapist of some sort, because I like to help people who have problems, but I want them to help themselves in the process.
I’m really good at
My job
Getting really excited by science!
Dressing sexy
Remembering trivial information about movies, The Simpsons (Only seasons 1-10), and other random garbage that I love.
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am; how green my eyes are if I'm wearing green; and how I have an almost orgasmic response to good food.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 'Moby Dick' by Herman Melville; 'Native Son' by Richard Wright; 'Cannery Row' by John Steinbeck; The Silver Spoon cookbook.

Movies: 'Ikiru' by Akira Kurosawa; 'Silence of the Lambs' by Jonathan Demme; 'Genghis Blues' by Roko Belic; '3-Iron' by Kim Ki-Duk (also my favorite director); 'The Last Laugh' by F.W. Murnau;

Music: The Eels, Fun., Passion Pit, Hawaiian music, Bluegrass, 90's Alternative, Folk

TV Shows: South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Simpsons (Seasons 1-10, before it got shitty), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report

Food: I'm a big fan of food and there's not a whole lot that I won't eat. I especially love meat products and I have no qualms about eating things that are high in fat and cholesterol. While I consider myself to have a rather refined sense of taste, that does not mean that I don't enjoy the gastronomic pleasures of a Double Down Chicken Sandwich every once in a while.
The six things I could never do without
-A comfortable chair/couch
-Cherry Coke
-Good Scotch
-Good books
-Good movies
-Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-What am I doing with my life?
-Arguments that I might have with someone, or have already had and I want to fantasize about what I *should* have said that would've been AWESOME!!;
-and sex (deal with it!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to the movies with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite being more-or-less atheist, I still find myself thinking about God a lot. I don't really know why, but I'm okay with it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have no problem eating meat (I know that's weird to say, but I love food and I love experiencing it with other people and dietary restrictions impede that), no hang-ups about politically incorrect humor, or like to play video games (they're always more fun with another person)