Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, let's see...I've always considered myself a pretty funny
person, though I tend to have an offensive sense humor. I've gotten
to a point in my life where I think that political correctness has
no place in the halls of humor. Oh yeah, and I find farts and
hilarious, though I know how juvenile they are.
I've been working in the mental health field for the past 8-9
years, primarily with adults living with severe, chronic mental
illness, which is something that I have really loved doing. I now
work at the local homeless services center providing triage
services and various other forms of support for our homeless
population. I have only been doing it since November 2014, so I am
still learning about a lot of the services that are available, but
the job has really challenged a lot of my preconceptions about
homelessness; and if their's anything I love, it's having my
I also love to consume and discuss media, especially movies, books,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
While I am currently working as a case manager at the homeless
services center, I do plan to go to graduate school sooner or later
to get either a MFT or MSW. Ultimately, I would like to become a
therapist of some sort, because I like to help people who have
problems, but I want them to help themselves in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting really excited by science!
Remembering trivial information about movies, The Simpsons
1-10), and other random garbage that I love.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am; how green my eyes are if I'm wearing green; and how
I have an almost orgasmic response to good food
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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' by Herman Melville; 'Native Son
' by Richard Wright;
by John Steinbeck; The Silver Spoon
Akira Kurosawa; 'Silence of the Lambs
Jonathan Demme; 'Genghis Blues
' by Roko Belic;
' by Kim
Ki-Duk (also my favorite director); 'The Last Laugh
' by F.W.
Music: The Eels
, Passion Pit
, Hawaiian music
TV Shows: South
, Battlestar Galactica
, The Simpsons
(Seasons 1-10, before
it got shitty), The Daily Show
, The Colbert Report
Food: I'm a big fan of food and there's not a whole lot that I
won't eat. I especially love meat products and I have no qualms
about eating things that are high in fat and cholesterol. While I
consider myself to have a rather refined sense of taste, that does
not mean that I don't enjoy the gastronomic pleasures of a Double
Down Chicken Sandwich every once in a while.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A comfortable chair/couch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-What am I doing with my life?
-Arguments that I might have with someone, or have already had and
I want to fantasize about what I *should* have said that would've
-and sex (deal with it!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to the movies with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Despite being more-or-less atheist, I still find myself thinking
about God a lot. I don't really know why, but I'm okay with it.
You should message me if
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You have no problem eating meat (I know that's weird to say, but I
love food and I love experiencing it with other people and dietary
restrictions impede that), no hang-ups about politically incorrect
humor, or like to play video games (they're always more fun with
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