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DorkataurJ

28 Kendall Park, NJ Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right now, in the trunk of my car, I have:
-science kits (you never know when you'll need to play with magnets or make slime!)
-glow sticks/bracelets
-board games (join me in a game of Avalon? I'm not evil, I swear!)
-a Hyperbole and a Half costume
-a frisbee
-beach blanket/bucket (impromptu sand castle adventures)
-a sled-type thing (I have yet to use this - I don't live near a good hill, and it turns out that after living in Seattle for a few years, I'm terrified of driving anywhere in the snow)
-school supplies (I'm going to need snazzy paper clips when I land that counseling job)

I like to invent words, like guggily, which is that feeling of socks being too big for your feet. I love animals (though I'm allergic to quite a few), and I hoard books (I even read a lot of them!). I'm a bit of nerd. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is my spirit animal.

I'm an ambivert - I like to stay social, but big parties aren't my jam.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished up my school counseling degree, and I'm working in a high school as a para to get my foot in the door so I can actually use it! And tutoring. Other times I am writing/blogging, reading, making jewelry (on a steampunk kick), singing in my car, trying to learn Spanish, or playing with my rats, Fred and George.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Silliness. Volleyball. Baking banana bread. Adding books to the "to read" list on my Goodreads accounts. Math, but apparently no one ever admits this. Remembering people's names. Puzzles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My three heads.

I've been described as silly, sarcastic, and snarky, but those who know me well also know that deep down I'm a big ol' softie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/Authors: Mark Twain, Louis Sachar , Catcher in the Rye, David Sedaris, Too Loud a Solitude, Harry Potter, Neil Gaiman, The Curious Incident of the Dog at Night-Time, Blankets...did I mention that I love adolescent lit?

Movies: Monty Python, Amelie, Star Wars, anything Mel Brooks, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Pixar, etc.

TV: 30 Rock, Parks & Rec., Arrested Development, Downton Abbey, Boy Meets World, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks, West Wing, getting into Dr. Who lately, British comedies!, etc.

Comedy: Eugene Mirman, Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Jon Stewart, Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan.

Music: A lot of '90s. They Might Be Giants, Silverchair, , Nirvana, Gin Blossoms, Beatles, Barenaked Ladies, Nada Surf, REM, Oasis, Queen, and, of course, Will Smith

Food: Chinese, pizza, PB & J. guacamole, Indian, soft pretzels, juicy pear jelly beans, garlic bread, artichokes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Assume that I have met the basic physical needs of a human. And that I am not currently on fire.

1. Things to laugh about
2. People to laugh about those things with
3. Books!
4. A comfy pair of sneakers
5. I hate to admit it, but my computer
6. Parentheses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mental health stuff. Gender issues. How strange words sound if I repeat them over and over. Dinosaurs. How people discovered weird foods (pineapples?). Baby zoo animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Board games, Netflixing, reading, rolling down a hill covered in bubble wrap, writing, doing a puzzle, or making comics. Anyone want to build a fort?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd like to adopt kids eventually. I think this is mostly because I read a lot of books about orphans when I was a kid. And because I've watched that "Miracle of Life" movie, and, well, ow.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You want to build a snowman
- You want to look at pictures of otters together
- You like to ask and answer silly questions
- You know where all of my missing socks are
- You're passionate about something, or many things, and want to tell me about those things!
- You value your relationships (platonic and romantic), and are willing to put in some effort to them
- You have an idea for my next story