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28 Kendall Park, NJ Woman


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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I sometimes (often) nerd out, especially when it comes to books, academic-type stuff, political issues, and Harry Potter.

A good weekend usually involves a day doing something like a walk/hike/beach day/festival, and then some Netflixing or board games. I don't want your sheep, though.

I like to invent words, like guggily, which is that feeling of socks being too big for your feet. I own fuzzy tapir stickers. If you're really nice, maybe I'll give you one.

I'm an ambivert (most of the social needs of an extrovert, but also with the crippling awkwardness of an introvert! Excited yet?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished up my school counseling degree, and I'm working in a school as a para to get my foot in the door so I can actually use it! Other times I am writing/blogging, singing in my car, trying to learn Spanish, or obsessing about things that glow in the dark.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Silliness. Volleyball. Baking banana bread. Obsessing about books to read. Math, but apparently no one ever admits this. Remembering people's names. Puzzles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been described as silly, sarcastic, and snarky, but those who know me well also know that deep down I'm a big ol' softie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: Mark Twain, Louis Sachar , Catcher in the Rye, David Sedaris, Too Loud a Solitude, Harry Potter, The Curious Incident of the Dog at Night-Time, Blankets...did I mention that I love adolescent lit?

Movies: Monty Python, Amelie, Star Wars, anything Mel Brooks, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Pixar, etc.

TV: 30 Rock, Parks & Rec., Arrested Development, Downton Abbey, Boy Meets World, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks, West Wing, getting into Dr. Who lately, British comedies!, etc.

Comedy: Eugene Mirman, Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Jon Stewart, Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan.

Music: A lot of '90s. They Might Be Giants, Silverchair, , Nirvana, Gin Blossoms, Beatles, Barenaked Ladies, Nada Surf, REM, Oasis, Queen, and, of course, Will Smith

Food: Chinese, pizza, PB & J. guacamole, Indian, soft pretzels, juicy pear jelly beans, garlic bread, artichokes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Assume that I have met the basic physical needs of a human. And that I am not currently on fire.

1. Things to laugh about.
2. People to laugh about those things with.
3. Books!
4. A comfy pair of sneakers.
5. I hate to admit it, but my computer
6. A water bottle, generally with water in it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mental health stuff, gender issues. How strange words sound if I repeat them over and over. Dinosaurs. How people discovered weird foods (pineapples?). Baby zoo animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Board games, watching a movie, reading, rolling down a hill covered in bubble wrap, writing, doing a puzzle, or making comics. Anyone want to build a fort?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'd like to adopt kids eventually. I think this is mostly because I read a lot of books about orphans when I was a kid. And because I've watched that "Miracle of Life" movie, and, well, ow.
You should message me if
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- You want to build a snowman
- You're a nerdy, geeky, dorky type, or enjoy doing nerdy
- You have a puppy, and would like to donate it to me. Or just look at pictures of baby otters
- You like to ask and answer silly questions
- You know where all of my missing socks are
- You describe yourself as something other than "laid back" or "easy going". Being excited or passionate about stuff is a big turn-on.
-You don't hate feminists. I'm amazed at how often this comes up here.

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